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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone Slade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch comes to the ring accompanied by Ooh La La. Tyrone Slade told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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275 lbs
17 - 12 - 0 |
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195 cm
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275 lbs
30 - 21 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 21 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyrone Slade!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Mcfacepunch misses.
Slade misses with a double jab.
Slade misses with a right hand
letting Mcfacepunch counter with a right hand.
It looks like Tyrone Slade has been cut.
Slade has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Slade there as he acknowledges the shot.
Slade misses with the combination.
No joy there for Slade, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Slade throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Slade tries to bum rush Mcfacepunch with a series of wild strikes but Mcfacepunch uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Slade.
Mcfacepunch takes one to the side of the head.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Slade throws a lazy body kick
letting Mcfacepunch counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slade has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mcfacepunch.
Slade's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mcfacepunch under the eye.
We've been informed that Slade has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slade throws a body shot but no joy.
Mcfacepunch throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slade avoids it.
Slade swinging wildly here.
Slade misses with a few strikes there.
Slade misses with a combination
and Mcfacepunch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A low kick from Slade misses
and Mcfacepunch counters with a good low kick that Slade was not able to check.
A solid body kick from Mcfacepunch.
No joy there for Slade, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mcfacepunch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Good leg kick by Mcfacepunch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mcfacepunch throws a lazy uppercut
and Slade counters with a three punch combo that has Mcfacepunch backing up. Mcfacepunch nods at Slade to acknowledge the strikes.
Slade will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slade tries to clinch up.
Slade swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mcfacepunch counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch scoring well with a low kick there.
Mcfacepunch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slade. Slade obviously looking to wear him down.
Mcfacepunch ducks under a wild hook from Slade.
It looked like Mcfacepunch wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slade throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mcfacepunch on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mcfacepunch checks a low kick from Slade.
Mcfacepunch looks to land a right hand but Slade moved out of range.
It seemed like Slade was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Slade is looking for the big counter here.
Mcfacepunch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mcfacepunch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slade.
Mcfacepunch swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slade misses with an uppercut. Mcfacepunch saw that one coming.
Mcfacepunch has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mcfacepunch there as he acknowledges the shot.
Slade bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slade looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slade pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mcfacepunch is out of range and Slade settles back down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch slips a straight right by Slade.
A little feinted left hand from Mcfacepunch on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mcfacepunch throws a nice looking combination but Slade bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A countering left hand to the body from Slade misses.
Slade has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slade throws a right and a left that Mcfacepunch avoids nicely.
Mcfacepunch looks to land a body kick but Slade moved away.
Slade lands with a nice combination. Mcfacepunch backs away looking to recover.
Mcfacepunch moves out of range of the leg kick from Slade.
Tyrone Slade seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slade falls off balance throwing a combination
and Slade takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That has opened up Tyrone Slade's cut even more.
Slade misses with a body punch
and Mcfacepunch counters with a thumping low kick.
Mcfacepunch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mcfacepunch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Slade throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mcfacepunch scores with a sloppy right hand. Slade should have avoided that one.
The cut above Tyrone Slade's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mcfacepunch goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Slade throws out a leg kick but Mcfacepunch moves out of range and Slade only half commits.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slade tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mcfacepunch was well out of range. Poor timing from Slade.
Slade looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slade lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is getting worse.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch scores with a nice body kick.
Slade looks winded!
Mcfacepunch lands with a straight right. Slade didn't see that one coming.
Mcfacepunch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mcfacepunch lands a leg kick that knocks Slade off balance momentarily.
Slade thows a leg kick but Mcfacepunch checks it
and Mcfacepunch counters with a straight right hand.
Tyrone Slade's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mcfacepunch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mcfacepunch throws a head kick but Slade moves out of range.
Slade throws a lazy uppercut
and Mcfacepunch counters with a stiff right hand.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tyrone Slade's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tiny Mcfacepunch!
Tiny Mcfacepunch bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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