PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slade Traylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jordi Joestar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Joestar's choice of entrance music: Stand Proud. Jordi Joestar has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Traylor
vs
Joestar

185 cm
28
271 lbs
21 - 2 - 0

195 cm
25
273 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Victory! Sports Nutrition

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slade Traylor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordi Joestar!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Paul Tew and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Traylor throws out a loose jab but Joestar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joestar throws an overhand right that lands on Traylor's shoulder, as Traylor tries to avoid the shot.
Traylor throws an overhand right that lands on Joestar's shoulder, as Joestar tries to avoid the shot.
Traylor wants to clinch.
Joestar goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Slade Traylor has been cut.
Traylor throws out a loose jab but Joestar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joestar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Joestar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joestar misses with a body shot.
Traylor blocks a head kick by Joestar.
Traylor walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Traylor throws a shot from downtown. Joestar moves away and avoids it.
Joestar avoids the body shot from Traylor.
Joestar keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar throws an overhand right that lands on Traylor's shoulder, as Traylor tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Traylor was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Traylor has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Traylor there as he acknowledges the shot.
Joestar throws a hook but Traylor blocks it.
Traylor will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Traylor misses with a kick to the body.
Jab, jab by Joestar - just one landing.
Joestar with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Traylor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice shot lands for Joestar.
Joestar throws a looping overhand right but Traylor ducks down to avoid it.
A cross from Traylor lands.

It looks like Jordi Joestar has been cut.
Joestar throws a half hearted mid kick.
It looked like Traylor was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Joestar's jab looks to have found its range, popping Traylor under the eye.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Joestar throws a sloppy head kick and Traylor moves out of range easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Traylor misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Joestar!
Traylor fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Joestar throws a push kick but Traylor slaps the foot to one side.
Traylor swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Traylor keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Joestar.
Joestar looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Traylor.
Traylor moves in looking to clinch but Joestar pushes him off.
A telegraphed right hand from Traylor misses the target.
Joestar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Traylor misses the shot to the body.
Joestar throws a push kick but Traylor slaps the foot to one side.
Traylor seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Joestar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Traylor closes the distance and clinches.
Joestar throws a head punch that misses.
Joestar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Traylor blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Traylor.
Joestar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Traylor lands a nice uppercut.
Traylor has a couple of punches blocked by Joestar.
Traylor working aggressively here.
Traylor working aggressively here.
Traylor lands a nice elbow.
Traylor working aggressively here.
Traylor swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Traylor stalling the fight.
Joestar blocks an elbow strike.
Joestar blocks a body shot from Traylor.
Traylor tries a body shot but Joestar blocks it.
Joestar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Traylor is trying to stall.
A head punch on the inside from Traylor fails to land.
Joestar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar takes a shot to the head.
Traylor's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
I was talking to Traylor's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Traylor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Joestars head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Joestar.
Traylor can't find room to land a body shot as Joestar controls the action.
Traylor misses with a body punch.
Traylor working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Traylor.
Joestar lands with a left to the head.
Traylor working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Traylor.
Traylor lands a hook that snaps the head of Joestar backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Traylor.
Traylor has a couple of punches blocked by Joestar.
Traylor keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Joestar's efforts to push away.
Traylor lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Jordi Joestar's cut even more.
Traylor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jordi Joestar will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Traylor lands a big right hand that sends Joestar crashing to the mat! Traylor stays standing though and waves Joestar back to his feet!

Joestar is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Traylor looks to throw the jab but Joestar is out of range.
Joestar throws a body kick that misses
and Traylor counters with a huge left! Joestar is in big trouble! He's backing up but Traylor isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Joestar from any more damage. A dominating finish by Traylor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slade Traylor!
A relieved looking Slade Traylor thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.