PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Makar Vershinin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Makar Vershinin has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Makar Vershinin seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Vershinin
vs
WawaWeeeeewaaaa

176 cm
25
150 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

170 cm
26
170 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Makar Vershinin !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vershinin looks to score with a jab to the body but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is just out of range.
Vershinin lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A telegraphed right hand from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses the target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a lovely overhand right.
Vershinin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Vershinin scores with a decent looking hook.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Vershinin eats them both and turns towards WawaWeeeeewaaaa to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a nice looking combination but Vershinin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A bone on bone clash there as WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks the leg kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking for the big counter here.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Vershinin .
Vershinin lands a jab to the nose.
Vershinin lands a body shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vershinin .
A telegraphed right hand from Vershinin misses the target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa dodges the punch combination from Vershinin .
Vershinin misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes one to the side of the head.
No joy there for WawaWeeeeewaaaa, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Vershinin ducks under a wild hook from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a jab when Vershinin was well out of range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a head kick.
Vershinin tries to clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away and keeps his distance.
Vershinin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Purpose Training Center™ in the buildup to the fight.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vershinin sizes up WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Vershinin throws a head kick but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Vershinin throws a quick counter head kick but WawaWeeeeewaaaa was just out of range.
Vershinin misses with a hook. WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducked under it nicely.
Vershinin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa works over Vershinin 's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a single shot there.
Vershinin throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vershinin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Vershinin .
Vershinin throws out a powerful jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses the shot to the body.
A combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa does no damage.
Vershinin appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Vershinin throws a leg kick but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moved away.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings for the body but Vershinin moves out of range.
Vershinin is looking to counter punch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Vershinin . That one must have hurt.
Nice defenses there by Vershinin .
WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vershinin scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a right hand that misses
and Vershinin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A lazy left from Vershinin finds it's target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a body shot.
As WawaWeeeeewaaaa backs away, Vershinin returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Vershinin pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries a head kick but it misses.
Vershinin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract WawaWeeeeewaaaa.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vershinin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of WawaWeeeeewaaaa's head.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Vershinin counters with an inside leg kick.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. Vershinin does a little dance to reset his feet.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Vershinin throws a head kick but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Vershinin .
Vershinin is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Vershinin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Vershinin misses the shot to the body.
Vershinin bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vershinin .
Vershinin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to avoid it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Vershinin moves out of range as WawaWeeeeewaaaa strikes.
A counter left hand to the body from Vershinin misses its target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vershinin needs to keep his hands up - WawaWeeeeewaaaa had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a body shot that sends Vershinin 's belly button to the back.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a left and a right that both miss
and Vershinin counters with a nice uppercut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Vershinin to score with a decent uppercut.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vershinin lands a nice looking body kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is still on wobbly legs! Can Vershinin finish him?
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks winded!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Vershinin Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! WawaWeeeeewaaaa is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Makar Vershinin !
Makar Vershinin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.