PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bill Bremner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Yauch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bremner comes to the cage accompanied by Superbeast by Rob Zombie. Yauch is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fight For Your Right To Party. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bremner
vs
Yauch

186 cm
32
175 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

184 cm
37
179 lbs
32 - 18 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bill Bremner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Adam Yauch!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bremner misses with a series of wild punches.
Bremner missing with a left hand there. Yauch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bremner on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Yauch moves out of range of the strikes.
Bremner scores with a one two! Yauch had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bremner misses with a series of wild punches.
Bremner closes the distance but Yauch moves to the side
and Yauch counters with a straight right hand.
Bremner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yauch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bremner on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Yauch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice combination there by Bremner.
Yauch motions for Bremner to come forward. Yauch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Bremner misses the target.
Bremner throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bremner fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bremner moves out of range of the strikes.
Yauch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bremner.
Bremner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yauch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bill Bremner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yauch is looking to score with low kicks.
Bremner with a hook.
Yauch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bremner.
Yauch misses with a wild body shot.
Bremner ducks under a wild hook from Yauch.
Yauch gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Yauch dodges the punch combination from Bremner.
Bremner slips a jab and a cross from Yauch.
Bremner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bremner throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bremner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yauch takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bremner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yauch can pounce on him.
Bremner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Yauch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bremner lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bremner throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bremner lands a jab.
Yauch misses the jab.
Bremner lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Yauch gets tackled into the cage by Bremner. Bremner maintains the clinch.

Bremner breaks from the clinch.
Bremner swinging wildly here.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Yauch! But no joy.
Bremner wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bremner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bremner.
Yauch throws a leg kick which misses Bremner's front leg but catches the back leg as Bremner tries to avoid it.
Bremner throws a hook to the side of Yauch's head but Yauch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bremner looks to land a combination but Yauch avoids it well.
Bremner misses with a jab, cross combination.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bremner.
Yauch takes a swing at Bremner's ribcage but misses.
Bremner fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Yauch.
Bremner slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Yauch misses with a straight right.
Bremner looks to land a left hand but Yauch moved out of range nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Bremner 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bremner just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bremner moves out of range of the body kick from Yauch.
Bremner misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bremner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yauch connects with a crisp jab.
Bremner misses with a hook.
Bremner throws a half hearted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Bremner.
Bremner misses with a double jab.
Bremner digs a good body shot into Yauch's ribs.
Bremner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Yauch feints a counter leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yauch defending well as Bremner loads up on a big left hand.
Yauch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bremner throws a nice looking combination but Yauch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bill Bremner dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bremner looks to land a left hand but Yauch moved out of range nicely.
Bremner fails to land with a series of punches.
Bremner is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yauch can do to turn this around?
Yauch throws a head kick but Bremner moves out of range.
Bremner swings away with a body shot that misses
and Yauch counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Nice defenses there by Yauch.
Bremner fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bremner tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Yauch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Yauch rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bremner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bremner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yauch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yauch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yauch connects with a body shot that sends Bremner's belly button to the back.
Yauch blocks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yauch fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bremner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Yauch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bremner slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Donk. Bremner catches Yauch right on the button with a cross.
Yauch ducks under a wild hook from Bremner.
Yauch misses with a looping left.
Bremner scores with a punch to the head.
Jab by Bremner.
Bremner tests Yauch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bremner misses the jab.
Bremner works Yauch's body with a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circle momentarily. Yauch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bremner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bremner checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yauch moves away from the strike by Bremner.
Yauch scores with a jab to the head.
Bremner misses with a combination
and Bremner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bremner cracks Yauch with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bremner cracks Yauch with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bremner slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bremner listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yauch moves out of range as Bremner strikes.
Yauch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bremner connects with a solid leg kick.
Yauch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bremner.
Yauch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Yauch misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Yauch.
Bremner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Yauch's hands.
Bremner with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Yauch scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yauch ducks under a wild hook from Bremner.
Yauch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bremner misses with a right hand
and Yauch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Bremner moves into range and clinches up with Yauch.
Yauch creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A nice left hand lands by Yauch.
Yauch's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Yauch takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Yauch breaks from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yauch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bremner throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It seemed like Yauch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Yauch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bremner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bremner throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bremner misses with a lunging right hand
and Yauch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Yauch clobbers Bremner with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bremner tests Yauch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Yauch misses the shot to the body.
Bremner throws a chopping leg kick but Yauch manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bremner lands a jab to Yauch's midsection.
Bremner misses with a two punch combination.
Bremner swings for the body but Yauch moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bill Bremner will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Bremner throws a lazy uppercut
letting Yauch counter with a right hand.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bremner misses with a body punch.
Yauch lands with a right to the head.
Yauch lands an elbow inside.

Bremner is rocked!

It looks like Bill Bremner has been cut.
Yauch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bremner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Bremner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yauch is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Yauch is stalling here.
Bremner seems to have got his legs back now.
Yauch keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bremner's efforts to push away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yauch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bremner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yauch's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bremner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bremner tries a body shot but Yauch blocks it.
Bremner blocks the elbow strike.
Bremner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yauch holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Bremner is trying to break the clinch but Yauch is controlling him.
Bremner can't find room to land a body shot as Yauch controls the action.

Yauch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Yauch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bremner tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Yauch manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bremner tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Yauch manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bremner tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Yauch swings for the body but Bremner moves out of range.
Bremner tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bill Bremner is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bremner takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Yauch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A punch lands to the side of Yauch 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Yauch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bremner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yauch moves away.
Yauch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bremner swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bremner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yauch manages to avoid it.
Bremner tries to close the distance and clinch but Yauch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bremner moves in looking to clinch but Yauch pushes him off.
Bremner wants to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Bremner.
Bremner is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Yauch.
Bremner misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yauch.
Both fighters circling a little - Bremner finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Yauch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yauch tries a low kick but Bremner avoids it.
Yauch walks into a left hand.
Yauch throws a sloppy head kick and Bremner moves out of range easily.
Yauch slips under a jab.
Bremner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yauch.
Bremner was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bremner pushes Yauch away with a front kick.
Bill Bremner is winning the standup battle so far.
Bremner throws a hook but Yauch avoids it easily.
Bremner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yauch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bremner scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Adam Yauch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bremner finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bremner misses with a two punch combination.
Yauch keeps the fight on the outside.
Yauch flicks out a counter leg kick but Bremner steps away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yauch shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bremner turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yauch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Yauch takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bremner takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Some bone on bone action there as Yauch checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Yauch misses with a kick to the body.
Bremner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yauch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bremner.
Bremner quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
A slow jab from Bremner misses its intended target.
Bremner lands with a hook. Yauch tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Some wild striking there from Yauch.
Yauch throws a right and a left that Bremner avoids nicely.
Bremner is looking to counter punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Bill Bremner.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bremner, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bill Bremner!
Our winner, Bill Bremner, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.