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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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260 lbs
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188 cm
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240 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Daniel Franklin and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickskin needs to keep his hands up - Dickus had a free shot at his head there.
A telegraphed right hand from Dickus misses the target.
Dickus digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
A slow jab from Dickskin misses its intended target.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickskin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dickskin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dickus connects with a single shot there.
Dickskin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dickskin misses with a right hand
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dickskin misses with a body punch
and Dickus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dickus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickus lands a nice looking body shot.
A big left from Dickus misses.
Dickskin moves into range and clinches up with Dickus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Dickus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickus takes a shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin breaks from the clinch.
Dickskin clinches.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus is trying to push Dickskin away but Dickskin has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickskin.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Dickus has a couple of punches blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a nice uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dickskin misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dickskin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin closes the distance and clinches.
Dickskin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Dickskin.
Dickskin misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickus is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dickskin is keeping busy.
Dickskin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dickskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dickskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dickskin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dickskin throws an overhand right that drops Dickus like a sack of potatoes! Dickskin dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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