PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roman Gruzinsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gruzinsky comes to the cage accompanied by Россия. Jong Un comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Aegukka kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gruzinsky
vs
Jong Un

188 cm
30
207 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

186 cm
26
207 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Hellbent

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roman Gruzinsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gruzinsky throws an off balance right hand
and Jong Un counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Roman Gruzinsky has been cut.
Gruzinsky with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Gruzinsky does it's job there.
Gruzinsky throws a leg kick
and Jong Un makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gruzinsky.
Some wild striking there from Gruzinsky.
Gruzinsky uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jong Un.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gruzinsky lands with a hook. Jong Un tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jong Un misses with a straight right.
Jong Un showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gruzinsky.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gruzinsky with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gruzinsky scores with a nice body kick.
Jong Un checks a low kick from Gruzinsky.
Jong Un looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Gruzinsky misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jong Un.
Jong Un has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jong Un swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gruzinsky.
Gruzinsky moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jong Un scores with a leg kick.
Jong Un moves out of range of the body kick from Gruzinsky.
Gruzinsky getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un scores with a hook.
Jong Un throws a body shot but no joy.
Gruzinsky lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jong Un at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot to the body from Jong Un misses
letting Gruzinsky counter with a right hand.
Gruzinsky throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jong Un counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gruzinsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jong Un.
Gruzinsky throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gruzinsky misses with a hook
and Jong Un makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Roman Gruzinsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good exchange - Jong Un coming out on top.

Gruzinsky lands a big head kick that sends Jong Un tumbling to the mat! Gruzinsky takes a step backwards and waves Jong Un back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jong Un is rocked!

It looks like Kim Jong Un has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un missing with a left hand there. Gruzinsky was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gruzinsky lands the left hand.
Jong Un misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gruzinsky.
Gruzinsky misses with a hook
and Jong Un makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Gruzinsky fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jong Un on the side of the head.
Gruzinsky swings for the body but Jong Un moves out of range.
Jong Un swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Gruzinsky scores with a nice right hand.
Jong Un is still on wobbly legs! Can Gruzinsky finish him?
Jong Un misses with a hook
and Gruzinsky counters with a huge right that knocks Jong Un out cold! Gruzinsky is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roman Gruzinsky!
Roman Gruzinsky seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Kim Jong Un was interviewed post fight and said 'Saboteurs!'.