PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Thorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). SissyPants's entrance music is Scooters. A fine choice. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

SissyPants
vs
Thorn

194 cm
24
282 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

196 cm
24
267 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Damien Thorn!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yuuki Gou and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thorn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants.
Thorn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thorn on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
SissyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
SissyPants moves away from the strike by Thorn.
Damien Thorn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thorn misses with a double jab
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thorn misses with a body shot.
SissyPants avoids the body shot from Thorn.
SissyPants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Thorn throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck SissyPants on the side of the head.
Thorn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with SissyPants but SissyPants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A quick step to the side and SissyPants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorn shoots in looking for a takedown. SissyPants tries to sprawl out of it but Thorn keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. SissyPants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
As Thorn looks to move away, SissyPants throws a big counter combo but Thorn just gets out of the way.
Thorn looks to throw the jab but SissyPants is out of range.
Thorn misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Thorn throws a nice inside leg kick.

Thorn looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
SissyPants pulls Thorn in close to his closed guard and prevents Thorn from doing any damage or advancing position.
SissyPants is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorn slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
SissyPants is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Thorn creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Thorn controlling from side mount.
SissyPants tries to escape but Thorn is in control.

Thorn has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Tōshi that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Thorn throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck SissyPants on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
As Thorn tries to get set, SissyPants tries to push him back and clinch up but Thorn manages to avoid the attempt.
SissyPants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
SissyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Thorn swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thorn feints the counter takedown.
Thorn swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Thorn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thorn throws a sloppy body shot

and SissyPants counters by moving into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants.
Thorn prevents a body shot from SissyPants.
Thorn goes for a takedown attempt but SissyPants pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
FannyPack SissyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damien Thorn.
Thorn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thorn cracks SissyPants with an open hand slap.
Thorn misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming.
Thorn shoots in for a takedown but SissyPants shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
SissyPants is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
SissyPants takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thorn wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thorn finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
SissyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A punch combination from Thorn misses.
SissyPants quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
SissyPants blocks a low kick nicely.
A little feinted left hand from SissyPants on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Good shot there by Thorn.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thorn misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely.
Thorn swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Thorn throws a combination that misses
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thorn feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to SissyPants's calf.
SissyPants avoids a punch combination nicely.
SissyPants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien Thorn dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Thorn throws a low kick but SissyPants avoids it.
Thorn getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Thorn misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thorn throws a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
SissyPants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Thorn.
SissyPants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Thorn throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants.
Thorn connects with a good right hand that stumbles SissyPants. SissyPants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Damien Thorn seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thorn swings away with a body shot that misses
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Thorn feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits SissyPantss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thorn misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming.
SissyPants is looking for a counter combo.
Thorn just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorn throws the left hand but SissyPants avoids the punch easily.
SissyPants appears to be looking for a big counter.
Thorn misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thorn.
SissyPants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thorn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
SissyPants is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Thorn is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants.
SissyPants blocks the body kick.
A jab from Thorn misses.
A shot to the liver by Thorn. Beautiful body shot.
Thorn misses the shot to the body.
As Thorn tries to get set, SissyPants tries to push him back and clinch up but Thorn manages to avoid the attempt.
FannyPack SissyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thorn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like SissyPants wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorn misses with a lunging right hand
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
Thorn misses with a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand.
Thorn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thorn.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thorn misses with a lunging right hand
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
Thorn throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants.
A telegraphed right hand from Thorn misses the target.
SissyPants tries to clinch up but Thorn circles away and keeps his distance.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a nice body shot.
SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thorn scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thorn throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it.
SissyPants tries to counter by clinching up but Thorn breaks away and moves out of range.
Thorn misses with a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thorn misses with a takedown
and SissyPants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thorn throws a predictable looking body shot
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thorn tries to bum rush SissyPants with a series of wild strikes but SissyPants uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
SissyPants lands an overhand right.
SissyPants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Thorn's head.
SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Thorn is just out of range.
Thorn misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thorn misses with a hook
and SissyPants counters with a left to the body.
Thorn swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Thorn throws an uppercut from half a mile away. SissyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thorn fakes a jab and throws a low kick but SissyPants checks it well.
SissyPants is looking for a counter combo.
Thorn misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thorn throws a left and a right that both miss
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
SissyPants takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Thorn tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
SissyPants is looking to counter the offense by Thorn and move into the clinch.
Thorn throws an off balance right hand
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand.
Thorn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and SissyPants counters with a left and a right that stings Thorn.
SissyPants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thorn misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FannyPack SissyPants dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Thorn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thorn tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Thorn throws a low kick but it's checked well by SissyPants.

Thorn moves into the clinch.
Thorn swings wildly with an uppercut but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it.
SissyPants lands a right hand.
SissyPants pushes Thorn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thorn misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SissyPants blocking some punches.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Thorn.
Thorn has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Thorn lands with a right to the head.
Thorn pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thorn misses with a body punch.
Thorn tries to throw a body punch but SissyPants avoids it by throwing Thorn back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Thorn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
SissyPants lands a body shot.
A short uppercut from SissyPants.

It looks like Damien Thorn has been cut.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thorn backwards.
SissyPants unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Thorn! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but SissyPants is unloading with more strikes now! Thorn drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
In his post fight interview, FannyPack SissyPants started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.