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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prince Tycooner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stiffy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The taco dance. Tycooner has chosen Prince "Cream" as his entrance music. Tycooner has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Prince Tycooner has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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285 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prince Tycooner!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stiffy darts in looking for a takedown but Tycooner gets double underhooks and turns Stiffy into the cage.
It seemed like Tycooner was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stiffy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tycooner's waist but Tycooner gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stiffy off to one side.
Stiffy shoots in looking for a takedown but Tycooner manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Stiffy's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Taco Stiffy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stiffy has his takedown stuffed
and Tycooner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tycooner has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Stiffy is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Tycooner lands a really nice looking cross but Stiffy seems unphased.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stiffy is defended easily by Tycooner.
Tycooner let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Tycooner scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Stiffy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycooner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stiffy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stiffy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Stiffy closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tycooner to the mat! Tycooner manages to get full guard.
Stiffy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stiffy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tycooner has his hands on Stiffy's head, controlling the position.
Tycooner has momentary wrist control but Stiffy slips an elbow through the middle.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Tycooner is retaining full guard.
Stiffy drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stiffy jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stiffy lands a couple of digs.
Tycooner looks winded!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stiffy is stalling in the full guard.
Stiffy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stiffy seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Tycooner for as long as he can get away with.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Tycooner can do anything to dispel that myth.
Tycooner is trying to keep Stiffy in close.
Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Tycooner screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.
The defeated Prince Tycooner had this to say: 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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