PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wrestlejits Wrestlefuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Tate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tate has chosen Engine No. 9 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Wrestlejits Wrestlefuck is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wrestlefuck
vs
Tate

185 cm
27
177 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

179 cm
27
170 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wrestlejits Wrestlefuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jackson Tate!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Sam Margolis and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wrestlefuck instigates a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wrestlefuck.
Tate dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wrestlefuck stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wrestlefuck working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tate letting Wrestlefuck take a breather here.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Tate backwards.
Wrestlefuck leaning his opponent against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tate's elbow.
Tate being controlled against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tate is looking for a takedown.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wrestlefuck.
A right hand to the body from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wrestlefuck doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wrestlefuck gets through Tate's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck misses with a body punch.
Wrestlefuck holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck lands a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck is pushing Tate up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Wrestlejits Wrestlefuck.
Tate shoots in looking for a takedown but Wrestlefuck manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Tate's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Wrestlefuck takes the fight into the clinch.
Wrestlefuck content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wrestlefuck effectively controlling the action here.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Tate backwards.
Wrestlefuck gets through Tate's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Wrestlefuck.

Tate is rocked!

It looks like Jackson Tate has been cut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wrestlefuck creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tate is still on wobbly legs! Can Wrestlefuck finish him?
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tate or not.
Wrestlefuck dips a shoulder and cracks Tate with a mighty uppercut! Tate falls back against the cage and Wrestlefuck unloads with a barrage of strikes! Tate is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Wrestlefuck screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wrestlejits Wrestlefuck!
Our winner, Wrestlejits Wrestlefuck, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.