PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cody Paris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Testicule Chewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Testicule Chewer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Paris
vs
Chewer

175 cm
25
183 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
178 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Sydney Fight Gear
Bare Knuckle Fisticuffs Clothing

Lion Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cody Paris!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicule Chewer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paris shoots in for a double leg but Chewer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Good exchange - Chewer coming out on top.
Cody Paris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Chewer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Paris walks into a jab.
Chewer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pariss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Paris is trying hard to land a takedown here. Chewer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Paris drives through with a takedown into guard.
Paris is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Chewer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paris loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Paris seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Paris lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Paris throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Chewer working a defensive guard here.
Chewer working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Paris.
Paris in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Paris looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Paris bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Paris dives in for a single leg takedown but Chewer sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cody Paris. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Chewer.
Chewer takes a swing at Paris's ribcage but misses.
Paris looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Chewer lands with a good body shot.
Paris fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Chewer slips a straight right by Paris.
Chewer lands a nice shot to the body.
A jab from Chewer finds it's way through Paris's defenses.

Paris shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Paris performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Paris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paris looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chewer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Paris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Paris is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Chewer is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cody Paris!
Cody Paris retains his welterweight title!
Cody Paris was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
The defeated Testicule Chewer had this to say: 'I will be back...after Im thru warming up ur momma...'.