PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jontte Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robbie Rockin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Robbie Rockin was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Man
vs
Rockin

175 cm
28
168 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

179 cm
31
167 lbs
16 - 9 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

King of Fists
Versus

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jontte Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robbie Rockin!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Man. Man circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man darts in trying to clinch
letting Rockin counter with a right hand.

It looks like Jontte Man has been cut.
Rockin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Man on the side of the head.
Man tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Rockin counters with a nice uppercut.

Man is rocked!
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man works Rockin's body with a nice hook.
Man tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Rockin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Man tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Rockin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rockin throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Rockin avoids a kick to the body.
Man fails with an attempt to clinch.
Man explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Man thuds his shin into the meat of Rockin's side.
Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rockin connects with a single shot there.
Man comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Rockin works Man's body with a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man moves in looking to clinch but Rockin pushes him off.
Rockin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rockin throws a body shot but no joy.
Rockin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Man wants to clinch.
Man wants to clinch but Rockin slips to the side
and Rockin counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rockin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man. That did some damage!
Rockin throws a head kick that misses.
Rockin misses with a body kick.
Jontte Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rockin moves away.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.

Man moves into range and clinches up with Rockin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rockin avoids it.
Man with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Rockin controls his hands.
Rockin taking a breather.
Man throws an elbow that misses.
Rockin avoids a wild elbow strike from Man.
Man lands a knee to the body.
Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Rockin avoids the damage to the body.
Rockin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rockin swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rockin misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rockin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Rockin prevents a body shot from Man.
Man lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Robbie Rockin has been cut.
Rockin avoiding damage as Man throws knees to the body.
Rockin misses with a punch on the inside.
Man jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Rockin walks away with a smile on his face. Man gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Jab from Rockin.
Man tries to clinch but Rockin is having none of it.
Man tries to land a front kick but Rockin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Man throws a lazy head kick
and Rockin counters with a body kick that stops Man in his tracks momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rockin dips to his left and cracks Man with an uppercut!
Rockin lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Man goes down and covers up as Rockin starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Robbie Rockin!
Our winner, Robbie Rockin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.