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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sylvester Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Story of My Life - One Direction. Jiggle Jiggle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 lbs
18 - 15 - 1 |
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184 cm
31
192 lbs
11 - 7 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Sylvester Malone!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jiggle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jiggle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Malone counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Jiggle wants to improve his position but Malone is controlling well.
Jiggle slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Jiggle tries to strike from the bottom.
Jiggle working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Malone.
Malone connects with a couple of short punches.
Jiggle has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Malone doesn't defend quickly enough and Jiggle has managed to lock this one up! Can Malone escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Jiggle on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jiggle Jiggle!
Jiggle Jiggle took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I can do better'.
The defeated Sylvester Malone had this to say: 'Fuck off...I demand a rematch..'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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