PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rock Chuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Mewes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jason Mewes has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Rock Chuck's chin.

Chuck
vs
Mewes

173 cm
21
149 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

181 cm
31
153 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
King of Fists

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rock Chuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Mewes!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mewes throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chuck throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mewes throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Chuck lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mewes circles away quickly and effectively.
Mewes has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mewes there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice body kick there by Chuck.
Chuck has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Chuck fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mewes.
Chuck lands a front kick.
Mewes looks for the body kick but Chuck saw that one coming.
Chuck swings widly with a right hand
letting Mewes counter with a right hand.
Chuck misses with an uppercut
and Mewes counters with a one-two to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chuck is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mewes.
Chuck tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mewes is able to avoid easily.
Chuck takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mewes misses with a double jab
and Chuck counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chuck scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes feints a jab promting Chuck to slip. Mewes then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Chuck slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Chuck is rocked!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Mewes throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Chuck is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jason Mewes!
A relieved looking Jason Mewes thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.