PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monkey Business (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo Adrian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adrian has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Business
vs
Adrian

225 cm
29
300 lbs
24 - 8 - 0

225 cm
37
300 lbs
30 - 21 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monkey Business!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 21 - 1, fighting out of New York, Yo Adrian!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jonathan Paton and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Business gets a double leg takedown into Adrian's guard.
Business stops Adrian from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Adrian has his hands on Business's head, controlling the position.
Business wants to control from the top but Adrian keeps moving.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Adrian can do anything to dispel that myth.
Business showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Business trying to control but Adrian is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adrian wants to stand up but Business is controlling him.

Business drops back looking for a leg! Adrian is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Adrian manages to kick Business off! Business jumps back into Adrian's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Business is pushing down on Adrian's leg trying to pass to half guard. Adrian is fighting to maintain full guard but Business has managed to sneak the leg through.
Business trying to control the action but Adrian is working from the bottom.

Business is looking for a kimura here.
Adrian really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Business. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Business moves nicely into side control.

Business is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Adrian knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Business is trying to get an arm triangle but Adrian is defending well.
Adrian can't do much from the bottom here.
Adrian tries to improve position but can't.

Business is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Adrian has escaped the position, nice work there.
Adrian tries to escape but Business is in control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Business wants to lay and pray for a moment but Adrian keeps working.
Adrian struggling a bit here.

Business wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Adrian, who protects the arm well.

Business looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Adrian wants to get back to his feet.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.

Business in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Adrian is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Monkey Business!
Monkey Business is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Monkey Business made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.