PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gymer Alexandersson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jordi Joestar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alexandersson comes to the cage accompanied by Too Bad I Have To Destroy You Now. Joestar comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Stand Proud kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Alexandersson
vs
Joestar

197 cm
30
269 lbs
30 - 9 - 0

195 cm
25
273 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Sin City Allstars

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gymer Alexandersson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordi Joestar!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Glass and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar lands with a shot to the body.
Joestar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Alexandersson takes one to the chin there.
Joestar throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

It looks like Gymer Alexandersson has been cut.
Alexandersson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Joestar tries to land a front kick but Alexandersson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An attempted straight right counter from Alexandersson misses the target.
Joestar throws a hook but Alexandersson blocks it.
Alexandersson is looking to counter with head kicks.
Crunch! Joestar slams his shin into Alexandersson's torso.
Joestar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Alexandersson manages to avoid it.
Joestar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alexandersson is looking to counter with head kicks.
Joestar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Joestar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Alexandersson.
Alexandersson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've been informed that Joestar has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Joestar misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Alexandersson counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar misses with a kick to the body
and Alexandersson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Joestar thinking.
Joestar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Joestar throws a right hand that misses
and Alexandersson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Jordi Joestar has been cut.
Jordi Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joestar closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Joestar misses with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Joestar.
Joestar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Joestar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Joestar slips a jab from Alexandersson.
Joestar looks to score with a jab to the body but Alexandersson is just out of range.
Joestar misses with a shot to the body
and Joestar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A combination from Alexandersson does no damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alexandersson with a nice cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joestar throws a jab but it's blocked by Alexandersson.
Joestar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Alexandersson throwing a counter right hand but Joestar manages to avoid it.
Joestar looks to score with a jab to the body but Alexandersson is just out of range.
Alexandersson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Joestar was well out of range. Poor timing from Alexandersson.
A left and a right from Alexandersson both land. Nice combination.
Joestar throws a half hearted mid kick.
A little feinted left hand from Alexandersson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Joestar misses with a body shot
and Alexandersson counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Joestar! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gymer Alexandersson!
Our winner, Gymer Alexandersson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.