PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jamal Morris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sissy Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jamal Morris has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Morris
vs
Bitch

209 cm
18
140 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jamal Morris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sissy Bitch!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch misses the shot to the body.
Bitch looks to land a right hand but Morris moved out of range.
Morris tries to counter by clinching up but Bitch breaks away and moves out of range.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Morris enables Bitch to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Morris manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Morris will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bitch passes Morris's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Bitch works his way into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Morris looks to move to half guard but instead Bitch has passed into mount! Damn!
Morris is trying to stand up.
Morris tries to lock up and control but Bitch gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch controlling his opponent.
Bitch blocks Morris's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Bitch sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Morris throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Morris really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morris can't escape the position.

Bitch is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Morris is surviving well by controlling Bitch's body position as best he can.
Bitch is trying to take his opponent's back.
Morris is trying to escape the mount but Bitch keeps good control and instead manages to take Morris's back.
Bitch is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

Bitch is working for a rear naked choke. Morris is not defending it well and Bitch has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Morris refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Morris's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sissy Bitch!