PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ottis Toole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackie Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toole comes to the cage accompanied by Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Toole
vs
Chan

205 cm
34
275 lbs
33 - 16 - 0

205 cm
33
258 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ottis Toole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jackie Chan!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chan connects with a nice looking jab.
Toole cracks Chan with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Jackie Chan has been cut.
Toole steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chan.
Chan dives in for a single leg takedown but Toole sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Toole has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Toole uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chan.
Toole takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Chan scores with a jab to the jaw.

Toole fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Chan to the ground. Toole is now in Chan's guard.
Chan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Toole controls from within his opponent's guard.
Toole trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Chan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toole postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Toole has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toole trying to control the position from guard on top but Chan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Toole tries to free his leg and advance position but Chan is retaining full guard.
Toole makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Toole throwing strikes but missing.
Toole loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Toole throwing strikes but missing.
Chan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Chan wants to stand but Toole is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Toole trying to control the position from guard on top but Chan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Toole missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Chan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Toole.
Toole trying to control the position from guard on top but Chan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nice shot by Toole.
Chan throws a body punch but Toole moves out of range.
Good shot there by Chan.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Toole.
Chan takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Toole uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chan has time to react.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan looks to throw the jab but Toole is out of range.
Toole drops down looking for a counter takedown but Chan sprawls and moves away.
Toole lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Chan - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Toole!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ottis Toole!
Our winner, Ottis Toole, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.