PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Simon Bwoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cisowianka Naleczowianka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Cisowianka Naleczowianka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bwoy
vs
Naleczowianka

195 cm
26
199 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

197 cm
20
190 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Simon Bwoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cisowianka Naleczowianka!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bwoy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Naleczowianka slips a jab from Bwoy.

Bwoy has taken the fight to the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Bwoy.
Naleczowianka blocks an uppercut.
Bwoy working aggressively here.
Bwoy misses with some punches.
Naleczowianka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bwoy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bwoy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bwoy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bwoy lands a left hand.

It looks like Cisowianka Naleczowianka has been cut.
Bwoy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Naleczowianka is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Naleczowianka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bwoy has him pressed against the cage.
Bwoy throws a punch but it's blocked by Naleczowianka.
Bwoy gets through Naleczowianka's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bwoy misses with some punches.
Bwoy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bwoy misses with the head strike.
Bwoy struggles to land a body shot inside as Naleczowianka controls his hands.
Bwoy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bwoy throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Bwoy.
Still in the clinch, Bwoy scores with a nice short uppercut.

Bwoy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Naleczowianka gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A punch combination from Bwoy misses.
Naleczowianka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naleczowianka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Naleczowianka tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Naleczowianka dodges the punch combination from Bwoy.

Bwoy closes the distance and pushes Naleczowianka back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bwoy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Naleczowianka.
Bwoy working aggressively here.
Bwoy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bwoy throws a head punch that misses.
Naleczowianka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Naleczowianka blocks a body shot from Bwoy.
Naleczowianka wants to break free but Bwoy has control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bwoy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Naleczowianka's elbow.
Bwoy swings wildly with an uppercut but Naleczowianka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Naleczowianka blocks an uppercut.
Bwoy digs a right hand underneath Naleczowianka's ribcage. Naleczowianka let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Naleczowianka is trying to break the clinch but Bwoy has him pressed against the cage.
Bwoy has a couple of punches blocked by Naleczowianka.

Bwoy breaks from the clinch.
Bwoy closes the distance but Naleczowianka moves to the side
and Naleczowianka counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bwoy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A good leg kick by Naleczowianka.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bwoy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bwoy takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Bwoy fails to land.
Bwoy has a couple of punches blocked by Naleczowianka.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bwoy.
Bwoy lands with a right to the head.
Naleczowianka wants to get back to striking at distance but Bwoy won't allow it.
Bwoy tries a body shot but Naleczowianka blocks it.
Naleczowianka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bwoy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bwoy swings wildly with an uppercut but Naleczowianka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bwoy lands a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simon Bwoy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cisowianka Naleczowianka's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Naleczowianka pushes Bwoy away with a front kick.
Bwoy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Naleczowianka can do to turn this around?
Bwoy misses with a jab, cross combination.

Bwoy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bwoy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Naleczowianka backwards.
Naleczowianka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bwoy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bwoy.
Naleczowianka tries to break the clinch but Bwoy is controlling the position.
A body shot lands from Bwoy.
A shot in the inside from Bwoy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bwoy pushes Naleczowianka back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bwoy struggles to land a body shot inside as Naleczowianka controls his hands.
Bwoy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Naleczowianka takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bwoy struggles to land a body shot inside as Naleczowianka controls his hands.
Bwoy swings wildly with an uppercut but Naleczowianka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bwoy has a couple of punches blocked by Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka blocks an uppercut.
Naleczowianka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bwoy has him pressed against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Bwoy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Naleczowianka is looking to break free of the clinch but Bwoy has double underhooks.
Bwoy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Naleczowianka blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Bwoy fails to land.

Naleczowianka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naleczowianka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A head kick misses from Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bwoy.
Bwoy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Naleczowianka swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Naleczowianka throws a sloppy head kick and Bwoy moves out of range easily.
Naleczowianka pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Naleczowianka tries to keep at a distance but Bwoy has taken the fight into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bwoy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bwoy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bwoy misses with some punches.
Bwoy misses with some punches.
Bwoy misses with a punch to the body.
Bwoy throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bwoy misses with the head strike.
Bwoy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Naleczowiankas head.
Bwoy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Naleczowianka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bwoy throws a punch but it's blocked by Naleczowianka.
Bwoy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bwoy pushes Naleczowianka back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bwoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bwoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bwoy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Naleczowianka blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy has a couple of punches blocked by Naleczowianka.
Bwoy struggles to land a body shot inside as Naleczowianka controls his hands.
Bwoy tries a body shot but Naleczowianka blocks it.
Bwoy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bwoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bwoy lands with a left to the head.
Naleczowianka can't break the clinch.
Bwoy swings wildly with an uppercut but Naleczowianka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Naleczowianka jumps guard but Bwoy turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Bwoy misses with some punches.
Bwoy throws a punch but it's blocked by Naleczowianka.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simon Bwoy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Cisowianka Naleczowianka's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Bwoy rushes Naleczowianka and presses him up against the cage.
Naleczowianka blocking some punches.
Naleczowianka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Bwoy.
Simon Bwoy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bwoy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Naleczowianka or not.
A head punch on the inside from Bwoy fails to land.
Naleczowianka is trying to force a seperation but Bwoy has the dominant position.
Bwoy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bwoy misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bwoy throws a head punch that misses.
Naleczowianka blocks an uppercut.
Bwoy misses with a punch on the inside.
Bwoy working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bwoy misses with the head strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Bwoy.
Bwoy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bwoy lands with a left to the head.
Naleczowianka fails to pull guard.
Bwoy pushes Naleczowianka back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bwoy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bwoy throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Bwoy fails to land.
Bwoy has a couple of punches blocked by Naleczowianka.
Bwoy has Naleczowianka pressed against the cage, preventing Naleczowianka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short uppercut from Bwoy.
Cisowianka Naleczowianka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy has Naleczowianka pressed against the cage, preventing Naleczowianka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bwoy struggles to land a body shot inside as Naleczowianka controls his hands.
Bwoy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bwoy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Naleczowianka up against the cage.
Bwoy keeps control of Naleczowianka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bwoy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Naleczowianka takes a shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bwoy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bwoy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bwoy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Naleczowianka's efforts to push away.
Naleczowianka prevents a body shot from Bwoy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A body shot lands from Bwoy.
Bwoy scores with a shot to the side of Naleczowianka's head.
Bwoy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bwoy misses with the head strike.
Simon Bwoy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Naleczowianka tries to break free but Bwoy pushes him back against the cage.
Good body shot from Bwoy.
A frustrated look appears on Naleczowianka's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bwoy digs a right hand underneath Naleczowianka's ribcage. Naleczowianka let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Naleczowianka is trying to break free.
Bwoy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bwoy throws a punch but it's blocked by Naleczowianka.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bwoy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Naleczowianka's elbow.
Naleczowianka missing with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Simon Bwoy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bwoy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Simon Bwoy!
A very excited looking Simon Bwoy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.