PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gauthier St. Georges (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Georges. St. Georges has chosen Jiu Jitsu as his entrance music. Gauthier St. Georges is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa
vs
St. Georges

170 cm
26
170 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

182 cm
24
160 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gauthier St. Georges!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
St. Georges slips under a jab.
St. Georges lands an overhand right.

St. Georges moves into the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, St. Georges just misses with a elbow thrown towards WawaWeeeeewaaaa's brow.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to break the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws the left hand but St. Georges avoids the punch easily.
St. Georges scores with a nice right hand.
St. Georges moves away from the strike by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A punch lands to the side of WawaWeeeeewaaaa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
St. Georges moves out of range of the strikes.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a leg kick

and St. Georges counters by clinching up.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A frustrated look appears on WawaWeeeeewaaaa's face as he tries to break the clinch.
St. Georges working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A nice right hand lands inside from St. Georges.
St. Georges lands a right hand that snaps the head of WawaWeeeeewaaaa backwards.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for WawaWeeeeewaaaa, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
St. Georges tries to close the distance and clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats him away and circles back towards the center.
No joy there for WawaWeeeeewaaaa, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
St. Georges takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a head kick but St. Georges moves out of range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook to the side of St. Georges's head but St. Georges sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa drops his hands momentarily and St. Georges takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the body shot from St. Georges.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
St. Georges cracks WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away from the clinch attempt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa cracks St. Georges with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
St. Georges is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats away the attempt to clinch by St. Georges.
A punch lands to the side of WawaWeeeeewaaaa 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

St. Georges looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
St. Georges is standing up over WawaWeeeeewaaaa. WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to escape but St. Georges dives into side control.

St. Georges takes a little break here. WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is trying to buck St. Georges off.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa trying to remain calm as St. Georges controls from the top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
St. Georges throws a wild body kick that WawaWeeeeewaaaa sees coming a mile off.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa's hands are dropping dangerously low here and St. Georges connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! WawaWeeeeewaaaa scrambles back to his feet.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
St. Georges tries to counter with a clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa shakes him off and moves away.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa chopping away at his opponent's legs.
St. Georges dodges the punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.

St. Georges scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
St. Georges controlling the position from side mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is trying to buck St. Georges off.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
St. Georges's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Gauthier St. Georges will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A looping hook to the body misses from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. St. Georges does a little dance to reset his feet.
St. Georges throws a nice looking combination but WawaWeeeeewaaaa bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
St. Georges steps to the side to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
St. Georges has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away with a leg kick that misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away from the clinch attempt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
St. Georges tries to close the distance and clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats him away and circles back towards the center.
St. Georges is looking to clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is avoiding it.
St. Georges catches WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a wild body shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between St. Georges's hands.

St. Georges moves into range and clinches up with WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
St. Georges lands a hook to the side of the head.
St. Georges lands an elbow just above WawaWeeeeewaaaa 's eye.
St. Georges misses with the head strike.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings wildly with an uppercut but St. Georges uses good head movement to avoid it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa working hard to break the clinch.
St. Georges pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
St. Georges lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a left hand that snaps the head of St. Georges backwards.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa prevents a body shot from St. Georges.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to break the clinch but St. Georges is controlling the position.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by St. Georges.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to clinch up.
St. Georges tries to close the distance and clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats him away and circles back towards the center.
St. Georges uses good head movement to avoid the hook from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
St. Georges lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
St. Georges showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa missing with a left hand there. St. Georges was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook but St. Georges avoids it easily.

St. Georges clinches.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
St. Georges lands a body shot in the clinch.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
St. Georges throws a right and a left that WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids nicely.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a lazy uppercut
and St. Georges counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
St. Georges throws a leg kick but WawaWeeeeewaaaa checks it.
St. Georges displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws out the jab.
St. Georges fails in his attempt to clinch.
St. Georges tries to clinch there but WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away.
St. Georges lands a head kick!
St. Georges circles away from the clinch attempt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a one two combo.

It looks like Gauthier St. Georges has been cut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
St. Georges uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a right hand

and St. Georges counters by clinching up.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa can't break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St. Georges makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
St. Georges tries a body shot but WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks it.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
St. Georges lands with a short shot to the head.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
St. Georges slips under a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats away the attempt to clinch by St. Georges.
The fight stays on the outside here - St. Georges looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
St. Georges blocks a jab.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa is winning the standup battle so far.
St. Georges tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but WawaWeeeeewaaaa paws at him with a jab and circles away.
St. Georges fakes high and swings low for a body shot but WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to avoid it.
St. Georges misses with a takedown attempt - WawaWeeeeewaaaa sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
St. Georges connects with a looping right hand.
St. Georges gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from WawaWeeeeewaaaa there as he acknowledges the shot.
St. Georges connects with a single shot there.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants it to stay on the feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
St. Georges keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa is rocked!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a series of wild punches.
St. Georges uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.

St. Georges instigates a clinch.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks from the clinch.
St. Georges walks into a jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by St. Georges!
Oh WawaWeeeeewaaaa is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is holding his hands too far apart here. St. Georges throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! WawaWeeeeewaaaa is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gauthier St. Georges!