PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Olaf Frost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ron Burgundy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Burgundy
vs
Frost

188 cm
33
215 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

198 cm
37
225 lbs
39 - 18 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Olaf Frost!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy throws a hook but Frost blocks it.
Frost keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Burgundy.
Burgundy scores with a three punch combo!

Burgundy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Frost lands a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Burgundy.
Frost tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Burgundy avoids it.
Burgundy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Frost managing to block the knees to the body from Burgundy.
Frost keeps control of Burgundy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Frost taking a breather.
Frost misses with a hook to the ribs.

Burgundy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Burgundy misses with a lunging right hand
and Frost counters with an outside leg kick.
Burgundy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Burgundy checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy tries to clinch up but Frost circles away and keeps his distance.
Frost just misses with a punch to the body.
Frost slips a straight right by Burgundy.
Despite the aggression on Frost's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Burgundy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Frost counters with a stiff right hand.
Frost takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Frost moves away from the strike by Burgundy.
Frost doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Burgundy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Frost. Frost obviously looking to wear him down.
Burgundy misses with an uppercut.
Frost swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Frost takes one on the button.
Burgundy jabs Frost right on the nose. Frost blinks but takes it well.
Frost tries to land a front kick but Burgundy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
It looked like Burgundy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Frost.
Burgundy tries to close the distance and clinch but Frost swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Frost! But no joy.
Frost lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice defenses there by Frost.
Burgundy throws a lazy right hand but Frost sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burgundy drops Frost with a naaaaasty hook - Frost is in real trouble here! Burgundy dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy retains his light heavyweight title!
Ron Burgundy really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Spartan Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.