PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Random Fighter Two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Total Fat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Fighter Two
vs
Fat

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

210 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Nutrition Down Under

RHINO Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Random Fighter Two!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Total Fat!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fighter Two ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fat moves away.
Fighter Two lands a nice shot to the body.
Fat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fighter Two.
Fighter Two swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fighter Two misses with a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Fighter Two.
Fighter Two jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Total Fat has been cut.
Fighter Two is looking to wear down Fat with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A shot to the body from Fighter Two misses

and Fat holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fighter Two looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fighter Two works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fighter Two prevents the takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fighter Two misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fat tries for a takedown but Fighter Two manages to get underhooks.
Fighter Two misses with a punch to the body.
Fat tries for a takedown but Fighter Two manages to get underhooks.
Random Fighter Two has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Total Fat.
Fighter Two lands a shoulder strike.
Fat looking for a takedown.
Fat prevents Fighter Two from breaking the clinch.
Fat is working for takedown but Fighter Two is calmly controlling the position for now.
Fighter Two tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fighter Two digs a right hand underneath Fat's ribcage. Fat let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fat looks winded!
Fighter Two is pressed up against the cage. Fat has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fighter Two down to the mat. Fighter Two avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Random Fighter Two is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fighter Two fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fighter Two lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Fat can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Fighter Two and Fat drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Fighter Two.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Random Fighter Two!
Random Fighter Two is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Random Fighter Two thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.