PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tones on Tail - Go!. Carmen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Sinéad O'Connor - The Foggy Dew. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Wyatt
vs
Carmen

200 cm
25
280 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

190 cm
34
260 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Shane Carmen!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Shane Carmen has been cut.
Wyatt works the jab nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Wyatt lands with a right hand.
Wyatt has been working on his boxing with his coaches at 5 Star Spar Bazaar in the buildup to the fight.
Carmen throws an off balance right hand
letting Wyatt counter with a right hand.
Wyatt scores with a punch to the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wyatt.
Wyatt slips a straight right by Carmen.
Wyatt staying out of range there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wyatt, as that shot connected.

That has opened up Shane Carmen's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wyatt misses the shot to the body.
Wyatt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Wyatt staying out of range there.
Wyatt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Carmen misses the jab.
Wyatt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

The cut above Shane Carmen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wyatt's jab looks to have found its range, popping Carmen under the eye.
Carmen looks to land a right hand but Wyatt moved out of range.
Carmen throws a shot from downtown. Wyatt moves away and avoids it.
Wyatt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Carmen.
Wyatt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Left hook, right uppercut from Wyatt.
Wyatt is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Carmen misses with a lunging right hand

and Carmen is countered with a crisp right hand from Wyatt that sends him to the canvas! Wyatt follows him to the mat into side control.

Carmen is rocked!

Shane Carmen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Carmen can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt controls the position.
Carmen is still in real trouble! Can Wyatt finish him?
Carmen wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Carmen seems to have recovered his senses.
Wyatt advances to full mount.
Wyatt controlling from the full mount.
Wyatt continues to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Carmen is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Wyatt sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Carmen is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Wyatt tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You get the feeling that Carmen really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Wyatt content just to control the position here.
Carmen wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Wyatt controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Carmen is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Wyatt controlling the pace for now.
Wyatt's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derp Wyatt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carmen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Wyatt clinches with his opponent.

Wyatt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wyatt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wyatt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wyatt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wyatt lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wyatt throws a body kick that misses
and Carmen counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Carmen throws the left hand but Wyatt avoids the punch easily.
Carmen misses with a hook.
Carmen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wyatt lands a lovely overhand right.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Shane Carmen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Derp Wyatt!
Derp Wyatt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.