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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Molly Banana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Labosky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banana comes to the cage accompanied by Banana Boat Song (Day O) - Harry Belafonte. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Molly Banana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jean Labosky!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banana misses with a head kick.
Labosky raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Banana misses with a head kick.
Labosky tries to close the distance and clinch but Banana swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Labosky just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromBanana.
Banana throws a leg kick but Labosky sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Banana throws a sloppy head kick and Labosky moves out of range easily.
Banana connects with a solid leg kick.
Labosky tries to clinch up.
Banana thumps Labosky with a low kick.
Labosky takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Banana checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Banana misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Banana thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Labosky if he has to take too many more of those.
A big left from Banana misses.
Banana drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Banana is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Labosky.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Labosky takes the fight into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Banana creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Banana swings wildly with an uppercut but Labosky uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banana swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Labosky is looking for a takedown.
Banana stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Banana breaks from the clinch.
Banana has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Factory in the buildup to the fight.
Labosky tries to clinch there but Banana circles away.
Labosky misses with the combination.
It looked like Banana wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Labosky scores with a shot to the body.
Banana shoots for a double leg takedown but Labosky sprawls well. He's pushed Banana's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Banana swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Labosky lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Labosky ducks right into an uppercut from Banana.
Banana lands a big uppercut and Labosky crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Labosky looks OK. Banana waves Labosky back to his feet!
Labosky is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Banana feints a jab and as Labosky dips his head, Banana unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Labosky right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Labosky falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Banana smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Molly Banana!
After winning the bout, Molly Banana thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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