PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ashley Harrington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Doe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Doe
vs
Harrington

200 cm
26
250 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

198 cm
37
257 lbs
33 - 22 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

King of Clothes
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ashley Harrington!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harrington digs a good body shot into Doe's ribs.
Harrington scores with a hook to the body. Doe takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Doe throws a leg kick
and Harrington counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Joe Doe has been cut.

Doe gets tackled into the cage by Harrington. Harrington maintains the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Harrington.
I was talking to Doe's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Harrington makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Harrington scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Doe misses with some punches.
Harrington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doe's elbow.
Harrington scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Harrington blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harrington has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Harrington doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doe scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Doe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Doe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Harrington's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrington tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Harrington back against the cage.
Doe prevents a body shot from Harrington.
A left hand lands to the body for Harrington.
A nice left hand lands by Harrington.
Doe lands a left hand that snaps the head of Harrington backwards.
Doe throws a head punch that misses.
Doe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doe struggles to land a body shot inside as Harrington controls his hands.
Harrington tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Harrington back against the cage.
Harrington working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Doe misses with a punch to the body.
Harrington misses with the head strike.
Harrington throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harrington.
Doe tries a body shot but Harrington blocks it.
Doe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Harrington misses with some punches.
Doe tries a body shot but Harrington blocks it.
Doe lands with a short shot to the head.

It looks like Ashley Harrington has been cut.
Harrington tries to work over Doe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Harrington stalling in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harrington misses with a punch on the inside.
Harrington misses with a hook from the clinch.
Harrington blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harrington lands with a right to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Doe.
Doe throws a head punch that misses.
Harrington misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Doe.
Harrington blocks a body shot from Doe.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Harrington.
Harrington tries a body shot but Doe blocks it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Doe misses with a punch on the inside.
Doe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Harrington's elbow.
Doe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Harrington lands a body shot in the clinch.
Harrington pushes Doe back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Harrington to work.
A left hand lands to the body for Harrington.
A short right from Doe on the inside.
Harrington goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Doe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Harrington misses with a punch on the inside.
Harrington blocks a body shot from Doe.
Harrington misses with the head strike.
Doe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Doe swings wildly with an uppercut but Harrington uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe presses Harrington against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Doe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Doe's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Harrington misses with a body punch.
Harrington is looking to control Doe's arms but Doe gets an underhook and turns him. Now Harrington has his back to the cage.
Harrington tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe lands with a left to the head.
Harrington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Harrington misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doe takes a shot to the head.
Doe has a couple of punches blocked by Harrington.
Doe tries to work over Harrington's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Harrington swings wildly with an uppercut but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Harrington misses with a hook from the clinch.
Doe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Harrington's elbow.
Harrington working aggressively here.
Harrington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Harrington blocking some punches.
Harrington throws a head punch that misses.
Harrington's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A short right from Harrington.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ashley Harrington dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Harrington needs to keep his hands up - Doe had a free shot at his head there.
Doe is looking to clinch.
Doe misses with a head kick.

Harrington cracks Doe with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Doe looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Harrington finish him?

Doe is rocked!
Doe doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Oh Doe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Doe circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Harrington. Doe falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Harrington!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ashley Harrington!
Ashley Harrington was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.