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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uri Nierer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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270 lbs
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240 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Uri Nierer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Daniel Franklin and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus misses with a two punch combination.
It looked like Nierer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Dickus misses the jab.
Nierer lands with an uppercut that bounces Dickus off the cage and back into range.
Dickus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Nierers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dickus throws a right hand that misses
and Nierer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dickus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dickus throws a big shot that misses.
Nierer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dickus lands a body shot.
Dickus swings widly with a right hand
and Nierer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nierer throws a body shot but no joy.
Nierer lands with a hook. Dickus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dickus blocks a jab.
Dickus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Nierer saw that one coming.
Dickus looks to land a right hand but Nierer moved out of range.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nierer.
Nierer avoids the body shot from Dickus.
Nierer was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dickus misses the shot to the body.
Nierer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A swing and a miss from Nierer.
Dickus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickus throws the left hand but Nierer avoids the punch easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Nierer misses the target.
Dickus lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
letting Nierer counter with a right hand.
Dickus lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dickus throws a big shot that misses.
Dickus throws an off balance right hand
and Nierer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dickus thinking.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but Nierer slips the punch.
Nierer rushes Dickus and presses him up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nierer throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickus.
Nierer lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Nierer fails to land.
The referee calls for Dickus to work.
Dickus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dickus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nierer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dickus misses with the head strike.
Nierer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nierer lands a nice uppercut.
Nierer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Nierer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nierer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nierer keeps control of Dickus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dickus manages to break the clinch.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nierer.
Dickus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Nierer counters with a stiff right hand.
Nierer moves out of range as Dickus strikes.
Nierer was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nierer clinches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nierer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nierer stalls.
Nierer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickus lands a left hand.
Dickus misses with some punches.
Nierer blocks an uppercut.
Nierer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dickus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nierer leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dickus tries to break free but Nierer pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Uri Nierer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Nierer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Nierer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nierer misses with a lunging right hand
and Dickus counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Uri Nierer has been cut.
Dickus throws the left hand but Nierer avoids the punch easily.
A combination from Dickus does no damage.
Nierer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickus.
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
As Dickus tries to get set, Nierer tries to push him back and clinch up but Dickus manages to avoid the attempt.
Dickus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Nice defenses there by Nierer.
Nierer swings for the body but Dickus moves out of range.
Dickus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dickus misses with a wild body shot.
Nierer tries to counter by clinching up but Dickus breaks away and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nierer.
Nierer misses with a left hand
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dickus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nierer.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dickus.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but Nierer moved out of range nicely.
Dickus misses with a right hand
and Nierer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dickus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nierer moves out of range as Dickus strikes.
Nierer moves away from the strike by Dickus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Nierer catches Dickus right on the button with a cross.
Nierer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nierer staying out of range there.
Dickus throws an off balance right hand
and Nierer counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickus misses with a looping right.
Nierer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Biggus Dickus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nierer lands a lovely overhand right.
Nierer ducks under a wild hook from Dickus.
Dickus moves out of range of the strikes.
Dickus cracks Nierer with a good jab.
Dickus misses with a body shot.
Nierer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dickus momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nierer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dickus. Dickus circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dickus moves out of range as Nierer strikes.
Nierer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nierer throws out a powerful jab.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
and Nierer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nierer is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nierer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice uppercut there from Dickus.
Dickus with a jab.
A jab from Dickus misses.
Some wild striking there from Nierer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nierer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut lands for Dickus. That snapped Nierer's head back.
Nierer slips under a jab from Dickus.
Nierer scores with a shot to the body.
Nierer slips under a jab from Dickus.
Dickus swinging wildly here.
Nierer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A jab from Dickus misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biggus Dickus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Uri Nierer's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Dickus throws out a loose jab but Nierer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nierer moves into the clinch successfully.
Dickus lands with a light punch inside.
Dickus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dickus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dickus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nierer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dickus lands with a light punch inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nierer.
Dickus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus manages to break the clinch.
Nierer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dickus misses the shot to the body.
Nierer is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nierer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dickus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nierer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little jabbing left from Dickus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
It looked like Nierer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dickus.
Dickus misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Nierer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Nierer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nierer moves into the clinch successfully.
Dickus blocking some punches.
Nierer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Nierer.
Nierer tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Nierer back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
Nierer has a couple of punches blocked by Dickus.
Nierer is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nierer scores with a shoulder strike.
Dickus lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Dickus.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dickus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nierer misses with some punches.
Dickus dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Nierer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus is looking to break free of the clinch but Nierer has double underhooks.
Dickus has had enough of the clinch but Nierer keeps him there for the moment.
Dickus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nierer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Nierer.
Nierer throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Dickus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Nierer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Dickus is trying to break the clinch but Nierer has him pressed against the cage.
Nierer tries a body shot but Dickus blocks it.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus misses with the head strike.
Nierer effectively controlling the action here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dickus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Biggus Dickus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nierer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Nierer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dickus.
Dickus gets tackled into the cage by Nierer. Nierer maintains the clinch.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dickus. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
A bit of stalling here from Nierer.
Dickus looking to slow down the pace here.
Nierer slows down the pace here.
Dickus looking to stall.
Nierer just leaning against Dickus, taking a breather.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Uri Nierer.
I think Nierer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Uri Nierer!
Our winner, Uri Nierer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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FIGHT
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