PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Shamus McGillicuddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Jackhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGillicuddy kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is DJ Shadow featuring Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jack Jackhammer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McGillicuddy
vs
Jackhammer

177 cm
25
152 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
25
155 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Shamus McGillicuddy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Jackhammer!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McGillicuddy forces Jackhammer back against the cage and clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from McGillicuddy.
McGillicuddy lands a nice shot to the body.
McGillicuddy avoiding damage.
Jackhammer trying to land knees to the body.
McGillicuddy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nice body punch from McGillicuddy - that landed with a thud.
McGillicuddy leaning his opponent against the cage.
McGillicuddy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGillicuddy digs a right hand underneath Jackhammer's ribcage. Jackhammer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGillicuddy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jackhammer.
McGillicuddy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McGillicuddy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jackhammer misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGillicuddy lands an uppercut.
McGillicuddy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jackhammer is defending well for now.
Jackhammer is defending well against a takedown attempt.
McGillicuddy lands a left hand.
Jackhammer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McGillicuddy.
Jackhammer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McGillicuddy.
Jackhammer blocks an elbow strike.
Jackhammer trying to land knees to the body.
Jackhammer blocks an elbow strike from McGillicuddy.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McGillicuddy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jackhammer managing to block the knees to the body from McGillicuddy.
McGillicuddy has been working on his balance at London Top Tier , so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Jackhammer.
McGillicuddy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right hand to the body from McGillicuddy.
McGillicuddy lands a left hand.
Jackhammer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McGillicuddy is defending well for now.
McGillicuddy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jackhammer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McGillicuddy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGillicuddy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jackhammer up against the cage.
McGillicuddy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McGillicuddy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
McGillicuddy avoiding damage as Jackhammer throws knees to the body.
McGillicuddy effectively controlling the action here.
A short body shot lands from McGillicuddy as the two fighters clinch.
McGillicuddy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
McGillicuddy is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jackhammer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

McGillicuddy breaks the clinch.

McGillicuddy has Jackhammer up against the cage in a clinch.
McGillicuddy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGillicuddy lands a body punch in the clinch.
McGillicuddy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jackhammer blocks an elbow strike.
McGillicuddy lands an uppercut.

McGillicuddy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McGillicuddy scores with a jab to the jaw.
McGillicuddy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jackhammer is able to avoid easily.
McGillicuddy scores with a three punch combo!

Jackhammer is rocked!

It looks like Jack Jackhammer has been cut.
McGillicuddy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jackhammer with the counter takedown but McGillicuddy avoids it easily.
Jackhammer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nice uppercut lands for McGillicuddy. That snapped Jackhammer's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackhammer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jackhammer is still on wobbly legs! Can McGillicuddy finish him?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGillicuddy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jackhammer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jackhammer tries to get into range but McGillicuddy steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Jackhammer! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! McGillicuddy scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shamus McGillicuddy!
Shamus McGillicuddy thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Jack Jackhammer was interviewed post fight and said 'Suck my nuts you fag i will be coming back soon!'.