PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zyd Xyd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Popeye Parsnips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zyd Xyd has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Xyd
vs
Parsnips

196 cm
26
240 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

205 cm
26
250 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zyd Xyd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Popeye Parsnips !
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Michael Johnstone and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xyd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parsnips moves away.
Parsnips throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Xyd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Xyd. Parsnips shrugs it off though.
Xyd seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Parsnips throws a hook to the side of Xyd's head but Xyd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Xyd scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Parsnips digs a good hook to Xyd's body.
Xyd throws a front kick that sends Parsnips stumbling back into the cage.
Parsnips looks winded!
Parsnips blocks a head kick by Xyd.
Parsnips missing with a left hand there. Xyd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Xyd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Xyd lands a big head kick that sends Parsnips tumbling to the mat! Xyd takes a step backwards and waves Parsnips back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Parsnips is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xyd ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Parsnips out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zyd Xyd!