PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monkey Business (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wango Tango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tango has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Wango Tango enters the cage!

Business
vs
Tango

225 cm
29
300 lbs
25 - 8 - 0

225 cm
37
300 lbs
31 - 22 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monkey Business!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 22 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wango Tango!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Chad Campbell and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Business is stalling here.
Tango gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Business.
Business changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Tango fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Business shoots for a takedown but Tango saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Monkey Business. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tango tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice sprawl there from Tango as Business shoots in.

Business drives through and clinches with Tango against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tango.
Business is looking to control Tango's arms but Tango gets an underhook and turns him. Now Business has his back to the cage.
Tango lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Business backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Business takes a shot to the head.
Business is working for takedown but Tango is calmly controlling the position for now.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Tango.
Come on Tango - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The crowd are getting on Tango's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Tango lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Business backwards.
Business is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tango using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Business is breathing heavily.
Tango stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Business is working for takedown but Tango is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tango landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Tango scores with a knee to the head.
Tango stalling against the cage.
Tango slowing the pace effectively.
Tango lands with a light punch inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Tango.
Tango misses with a punch to the body.
Business letting Tango take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Wango Tango.

Tango gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Tango.
Business takes a knee to the side of the body.
Tango gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tango obliges.
Business has been working on his balance at Kattegat, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Tango.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tango is pushing Business up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The referee calls for Tango to work.
Tango scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tango is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Business is trying to pull guard but Tango turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Business tries to score a body lock takedown but Tango shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Business drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Business is looking to break free of the clinch but Tango has double underhooks.
Business wants a takedown but no success here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Tango.

It looks like Monkey Business has been cut.
Tango prevents a takedown attempt there.
Tango stops a takedown attempt from Business.

Business pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Tango gets a clinch.
Tango utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Come on Tango - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The referee calls for Tango to work.
Business is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Tango gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Tango content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Tango.
Tango scores with a nice hook to the head.
Tango is working Business over against the cage.
Tango lands an elbow that stopped Business in his tracks for a moment.
A short left from Tango.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tango lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Tango makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tango with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Tango holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Tango taking a breather.
Tango lands an elbow just above Business 's eye.

Monkey Business's cut is getting worse.
Tango stalls.
Tango connects with a knee right up the middle! Business tumbles to the floor and Tango stands over him, dominant and satisfied with his glorious KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Wango Tango!
Wango Tango is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Wango Tango made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GREEN!160 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.