PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ulysseus Xenophobus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I Am (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Am has chosen Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II as his entrance music. I Am is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Xenophobus
vs
Am

185 cm
27
173 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

175 cm
29
178 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

PED Nutrition
Perkele!

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ulysseus Xenophobus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, I Am!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xenophobus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Xenophobus misses with a hook

and Am counters with a crisp one two that drops Xenophobus! Am thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Xenophobus to his feet! Xenophobus is in big trouble!

Xenophobus is rocked!
Xenophobus scores with a sloppy right hand. Am should have avoided that one.
Oh Xenophobus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Am is looking to score with low kicks.
Xenophobus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Xenophobus seems to have got his legs back now.
Xenophobus scores with a body shot.
Am just misses with a punch to the body.
We've been hearing reports that Xenophobus has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Am tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Am connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Xenophobus momentarily.
Xenophobus looks to land a right hand but Am moved out of range.
We've been informed that Am has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xenophobus throws a hook to the side of Am's head but Am sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Am is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Xenophobus looks to land a right hand but Am moved out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Am! But no joy.
Ulysseus Xenophobus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Am avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Am misses with a few strikes there.
Xenophobus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Good leg kick by Am there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Xenophobus looks to throw the jab but Am is out of range.
A big left from Xenophobus misses.
Am is looking to slow Xenophobus down with leg kicks.
Am throws the kick towards the body but Xenophobus avoids it.
Xenophobus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Am drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Xenophobus scores with a jab.
A jab from Xenophobus misses.
Xenophobus misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Am or perhaps it was just good defense by Xenophobus, which made it look bad.
An attempted straight right counter from Xenophobus misses the target.
Am lands a two punch combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Xenophobus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Am.
Am steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Xenophobus.
Am misses with a straight left.
Am keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Xenophobus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Am misses with a shot to the body
and Xenophobus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Am uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Xenophobus.
Am lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Am throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Am throws a body kick that misses.
Am lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Xenophobus out cold! Xenophobus is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). I Am!
I Am gave a mention to Sin City Allstars in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).