PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jasper Pulis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt has chosen Tones on Tail - Go! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pulis
vs
Wyatt

210 cm
21
290 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

200 cm
25
280 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jasper Pulis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pulis avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pulis is looking to counter punch.
Wyatt swats away the attempt to clinch by Pulis.
Pulis connects with a jab.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Wyatt avoids the body shot from Pulis.
Wyatt takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pulis throws a jab when Wyatt was well out of range.
Pulis looks to score with a jab to the body but Wyatt is just out of range.
It seemed like Wyatt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pulis throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Wyatt to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jasper Pulis has been cut.

Wyatt throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Pulis tumbling to the canvas!
Wyatt must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wyatt is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Pulis is rocked!
Wyatt arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Pulis's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Derp Wyatt!
Derp Wyatt thanked the fans post fight for their support.