PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nem Sis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samuel Vimes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sis might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tsunami. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sis
vs
Vimes

178 cm
33
186 lbs
28 - 11 - 0

175 cm
40
166 lbs
31 - 13 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nem Sis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Samuel Vimes!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vimes throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vimes throws a jab when Sis was well out of range.
Sis throws a leg kick that is checked
and Vimes counters with a body kick that stops Sis in his tracks momentarily.
Vimes misses the jab.
Vimes misses with a head kick.
Sis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vimes.
Vimes throws a wild body kick that Sis sees coming a mile off.
Vimes lands a right hook to the body.
Sis looks to score with a jab to the body but Vimes is just out of range.
Vimes lands a nice hook to Sis's body. Sis takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sis. Vimes does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vimes checks the leg kick.
Vimes has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sis finds it's way round the side to connect with Vimes's head.
A jab from Vimes misses.
Sis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vimes walks into a straight right hand from Sis.
Vimes throws a wild body kick that Sis sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vimes moves forwards but Sis connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Vimes throws a big shot that misses.
Sis plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Vimes connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vimes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sis has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sis and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Sis.
Vimes dodges the punch combination from Sis.
Sis lands a nice shot that snaps Vimes's head back.
Sis will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Vimes takes a swing at Sis's ribcage but misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sis, right into the meat.
Vimes jabbing away but nothing is landing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sis takes a swing at Vimes's ribcage but misses.
Vimes is looking for the big counter here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vimes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sis.
Sis pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Vimes let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Vimes tries to land a front kick but Sis steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Vimes uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sis.
Vimes misses with a left hand

and Sis counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Vimes!
Sis working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Sis working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Sis tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Vimes seems a little lost for a moment, as Sis dominates the positioning.
Sis is looking to take a break and control but Vimes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vimes tries to bench press Sis off him but Sis keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sis trying to control the action but Vimes is working from the bottom.
Sis working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Vimes can't do much from the bottom here.
An elbow from Sis crashes against the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Sis with the ground and pound but Vimes regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Sis missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Sis controlling the action here.
Vimes is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Sis has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sis thows a huge punch but Vimes dodges it nicely.
Sis slips a nice elbow through Vimes's hands, connecting with Vimes's forehead.
The fighters are battling for position here. Vimes manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nem Sis dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sis just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sis.
Vimes closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sis just misses with a punch to the body.
Sis rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Vimes moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A big right from Sis misses.
Sis is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vimes can do to turn this around?
A big right from Sis misses.
Vimes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sis was well out of range. Poor timing from Vimes.
Vimes swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vimes misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Sis. Vimes shrugs it off though.
Vimes cracks a nice hook into Sis's ribs.
Vimes ducks under a wild hook from Sis.
Sis gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Vimes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sis misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sis lands a nice looking kick to the body. Vimes takes a step back to recover.
Sis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vimes misses with a straight left.
Sis drops down looking for a counter takedown but Vimes sprawls and moves away.
Sis is looking to slow Vimes down with leg kicks.
Nem Sis is winning the standup battle so far.
Sis cracks Vimes with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sis misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vimes.
Sis lands a jab to the nose.
Sis works Vimes's body with a nice hook.
Sis keeps Vimes at a distance using the push kick.
Sis slips a straight right by Vimes.
Sis changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Sis tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vimes was well out of range. Poor timing from Sis.
Sis throws a wild body kick that Vimes sees coming a mile off.
Vimes cracks Sis with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sis misses with a looping right.
Samuel Vimes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sis moves out of range of the leg kick from Vimes.
Vimes blocks a jab.
Vimes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sis.
Sis scores with the left hand. Vimes knows he should have avoided that one.
Sis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vimes throws an overhand right that lands on Sis's shoulder, as Sis tries to avoid the shot.
Sis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Vimes throws a counter combo.
A head kick misses from Sis.
Vimes throws a leg kick that is checked
and Vimes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vimes lands an overhand right.
Sis connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Vimes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sis moves away.
A swing and a miss from Vimes.
Vimes walks into a left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vimes tests Sis's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Good shot there by Vimes.
Sis slips under a jab.
Vimes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sis connects with a body shot that sends Vimes's belly button to the back.
Vimes misses with a two punch combination.
Sis moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Sis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Vimes is breathing heavily.
Sis lands a slapping body shot.
Vimes on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sis lands a jab to the nose.

Vimes is rocked!
Sis fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Vimes misses with a double jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Sis.
Sis takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Vimes misses with a double jab
and Sis counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Vimes is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Nem Sis!
Our winner, Nem Sis, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.