PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Vladimirovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Vladimirovich
vs
Doofenshmirtz

192 cm
26
250 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

190 cm
35
245 lbs
25 - 20 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Vladimirovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 20 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vladimirovich fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz lunges at Vladimirovich with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Vladimirovich's hand.

It looks like Vladimir Vladimirovich has been cut.
Vladimirovich looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a kick to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Vladimirovich.
Doofenshmirtz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vladimirovich moves out of range of the body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Vladimirovich drops down looking for a counter takedown but Doofenshmirtz sprawls and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz tries to bum rush Vladimirovich with a series of wild strikes but Vladimirovich uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vladimirovich's jab looks to have found its range, popping Doofenshmirtz under the eye.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
A leg kick checked by Vladimirovich.

Doofenshmirtz gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Vladimirovich defends it easily.
Vladimirovich throwing strikes from guard but Doofenshmirtz blocks nicely.
Doofenshmirtz is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vladimirovich sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Doofenshmirtz's guard.
Doofenshmirtz trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Vladimirovich manages to pass to mount!
Vladimirovich scores with a couple of good head shots there.

Vladimirovich working for a guillotine from mount but Doofenshmirtz is in no mood to give up.
Vladimirovich putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.

Doofenshmirtz looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Vladimirovich lands a nice short elbow.
Doofenshmirtz tries to get to full guard but Vladimirovich has control of the leg.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Vladimirovich takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but Vladimirovich is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Vladimirovich looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vladimirovich scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Doofenshmirtz has a hand on Vladimirovich's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Vladimirovich takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Vladimirovich raining down hammerfists from mount.
Vladimirovich has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Doofenshmirtz manages to regain half guard. Good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Vladimirovich is trying to control the action in half guard but Doofenshmirtz is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Vladimirovich trying to mount his opponent but Doofenshmirtz defends it.
Vladimirovich lands strikes from half guard.
Doofenshmirtz is looking for a sweep. Vladimirovich is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Vladimirovich is working for a kimura but Doofenshmirtz is defending it quite comfortably.
Doofenshmirtz makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Vladimirovich defends well.
Vladimirovich distracts Doofenshmirtz with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vladimirovich scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Doofenshmirtz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Vladimirovich is one step ahead there.

Doofenshmirtz working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Vladimirovich doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Vladimirovich manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Vladimirovich postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Vladimirovich is in close to Doofenshmirtz's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Vladimirovich stopping the sweep attempt from Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz is looking for a triangle but Vladimirovich pushes his legs off easily.
Vladimirovich scoring with some ground and pound.
Vladimirovich postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Vladimirovich dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Vladimirovich's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Vladimirovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Doofenshmirtz but Doofenshmirtz pushes him off and we're back to square one.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Doofenshmirtz enables Vladimirovich to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Doofenshmirtz manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

Vladimirovich thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Doofenshmirtz working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Vladimirovich doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Vladimirovich manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Vladimirovich's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vladimirovich is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Vladimirovich loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Doofenshmirtz avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz keeping moving, preventing Vladimirovich from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Vladimirovich is one step ahead there.
Vladimirovich postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Vladimirovich is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doofenshmirtz can do to turn this around?
Vladimirovich postures up.

Vladimirovich avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Vladimirovich wants to control from the top but Doofenshmirtz keeps moving.
Vladimirovich is in close to Doofenshmirtz's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Vladimirovich stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Doofenshmirtz swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Vladimirovich wants to control from the top but Doofenshmirtz keeps moving.
Vladimir Vladimirovich overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Doofenshmirtz wants to sweep here but Vladimirovich controlling him for the moment.

Doofenshmirtz has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Vladimirovich is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Doofenshmirtz.
Vladimirovich scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Doofenshmirtz to see if he's OK.
Doofenshmirtz is not content to let Vladimirovich control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but Vladimirovich postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vladimirovich lands an elbow.
Vladimirovich cracks Doofenshmirtz with a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

Vladimirovich is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Doofenshmirtz knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Vladimirovich wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Vladimirovich working the head and body with strikes.
Vladimirovich trying to control the position but Doofenshmirtz is working away.
Vladimirovich is chipping away with strikes.
Vladimirovich is staying tight to Doofenshmirtz's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Vladimirovich wants to lay and pray for a moment but Doofenshmirtz keeps working.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Vladimirovich working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Vladimirovich cracks Doofenshmirtz with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Doofenshmirtz regains half guard.
Vladimirovich not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Doofenshmirtz is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Vladimirovich pulls his head out easily.
Vladimirovich has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Vladimirovich cracks Doofenshmirtz with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but Vladimirovich is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Vladimirovich dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Vladimirovich's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vladimirovich. Vladimirovich circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vladimirovich checks a leg kick.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vladimirovich wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Vladimirovich avoids the body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz ducks right into an uppercut from Vladimirovich.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Vladimirovich tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Vladimirovich.
Doofenshmirtz walks into a stiff left hand from Vladimirovich.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vladimirovich moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.
Vladimirovich half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Nice body punch from Vladimirovich.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the temple. Vladimirovich shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A shot to the liver by Vladimirovich. Beautiful body shot.
Doofenshmirtz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vladimirovich has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses the jab.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Vladimirovich's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Vladimirovich down.
Vladimirovich uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz needs to keep his hands up - Vladimirovich had a free shot at his head there.
Doofenshmirtz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Vladimirovich circles away quickly and effectively.
Doofenshmirtz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick

and Vladimirovich counters with a shoot takedown. Doofenshmirtz fights it but they end up in guard.

Doofenshmirtz is looking for a triangle but Vladimirovich pushes his legs off easily.

Doofenshmirtz looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Vladimirovich passes into side control.
Vladimirovich working the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back to half guard.
Vladimirovich working the ground and pound.

Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
Vladimirovich scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Doofenshmirtz is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Vladimirovich can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Vladimirovich!
Vladimir Vladimirovich spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.