PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Inmate Seven Nine Zero Four Two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Heinrich Lange was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Seven Nine Zero Four Two
vs
Lange

170 cm
23
162 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

182 cm
21
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Inmate Seven Nine Zero Four Two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Heinrich Lange!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seven Nine Zero Four Two misses with an uppercut. Lange saw that one coming.

Seven Nine Zero Four Two gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lange misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lange blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lange can't find room to land a body shot as Seven Nine Zero Four Two controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lange.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two misses with some punches.
Lange working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lange misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lange tries a body shot but Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks it.
Lange presses Seven Nine Zero Four Two against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lange doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hook to the body lands for Lange.
Lange misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lange blocks a body shot from Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Lange misses with some punches.
Lange lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lange lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lange lands with a light punch inside.
Lange swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lange lands with a light punch inside.
Lange has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Seven Nine Zero Four Two seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Lange can turn it around.
Lange makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Seven Nine Zero Four Two is rocked!
Lange fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Seven Nine Zero Four Two is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lange throws a head punch that misses.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocking some punches.
Lange swings wildly with an uppercut but Seven Nine Zero Four Two uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lange tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lange working aggressively here.
Lange misses with some punches.
Lange lands a body shot.
Lange has a couple of punches blocked by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks an uppercut.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Lange throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lange misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lange working aggressively here.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks an uppercut.
Lange throws a punch but it's blocked by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Lange lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lange.
Lange has a couple of punches blocked by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Lange prevents a body shot from Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks an uppercut.
Lange misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lange throws a head punch that misses.
Lange swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lange throws a head punch that misses.
Lange has a couple of punches blocked by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Lange has a couple of punches blocked by Seven Nine Zero Four Two.
Lange tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Lange fails to land.
Lange misses with a hook from the clinch.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Seven Nine Zero Four Two seems to have got his legs back now.
Lange scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lange lands a big right hand that drops Seven Nine Zero Four Two! The killer instinct kicks in and Lange finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Lange!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heinrich Lange!
A very excited looking Heinrich Lange made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.