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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jagga Jatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The taco dance. Taco Stiffy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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285 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
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171 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jagga Jatt!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Michael Johnstone and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stiffy misses with a wild body shot.
Jatt slips a straight right by Stiffy.
Jatt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Stiffy throws a big shot that misses.
Stiffy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
Stiffy misses with a lunging right hand
and Jatt counters with a stiff right hand.
Stiffy throws a body punch but Jatt moves out of range.
Jatt sizes up Stiffy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jatt has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jatt staying out of range there.
Jatt moves away from the strike by Stiffy.
Jab from Jatt.
Stiffy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jatt drops Stiffy with a beautiful combination! Stiffy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Jatt is looking for the KO!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy misses with a hook to the body
and Jatt scores with a counter punch that sends Stiffy to the canvas! Jatt smells blood - he's punishing Stiffy with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Stiffy has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jagga Jatt!
Jagga Jatt spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Taco Stiffy was interviewed post fight and said 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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