PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between All or Nothing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Svensk Triacylglycerol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nothing comes to the cage accompanied by Vegan Reich - The Way It Is. Triacylglycerol has chosen (.)(.) as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

or Nothing
vs
Triacylglycerol

175 cm
52
94 lbs
29 - 64 - 1

150 cm
20
142 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 64 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, All or Nothing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Svensk Triacylglycerol!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Triacylglycerol. Nothing does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nothing takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Nothing is rocked!
Nothing tries to land a leg kick but Triacylglycerol saw it coming and moves away.
Oh Nothing is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Triacylglycerol cracks Nothing with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Triacylglycerol misses with a wild body shot.
Nothing swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nothing takes one to the chin there.
Triacylglycerol cracks Nothing with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Nothing falls to his knees and Triacylglycerol doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Svensk Triacylglycerol!
After the big win, Svensk Triacylglycerol made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Instinct [out of stock until Feb 03 2016] and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.