PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Testicule Chewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Casey Ryback (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ryback has chosen Superstition - Stevie Wonder as his entrance music. Testicule Chewer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Casey Ryback's chin.

Chewer
vs
Ryback

185 cm
26
178 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

MayheM sportswear
Lion Fightwear

Nuggetori's Nutritionals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicule Chewer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Casey Ryback!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chewer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chewer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And Ryback tries to counter it with a takedown but Chewer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Ryback keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ryback looks to throw the jab but Chewer is out of range.
Donk. Chewer catches Ryback right on the button with a cross.
Chewer misses with a body shot

and Ryback counters with a single leg into guard. Chewer didn't expect that.
Ryback passes Chewer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Ryback missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ryback throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Chewer is refusing to be controlled, as Ryback sits in half guard.

Ryback is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ryback is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryback passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Chewer!
Ryback looking to finish with strikes here!

Ryback goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Chewer is on top in guard.
Chewer wants to stand and escape but instead Ryback has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryback is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Chewer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Ryback trying to control the position from guard on top but Chewer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ryback advances to half guard.
Ryback throwing shots but Chewer is blocking nicely.
Ryback perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Ryback missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ryback with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

Ryback is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Chewer sees it coming and defends easily.
Chewer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Chewer tries to get out of the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryback thows a huge punch but Chewer dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Ryback is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Chewer defends it well.

Chewer is defending against the submission attempts here by Ryback.
Chewer holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Ryback is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Ryback is working for a kimura but Chewer is defending it quite comfortably.

Ryback is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Ryback is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ryback thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chewer's head.
Ryback throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Casey Ryback dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ryback throws a lazy right hand but Chewer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chewer throws a jab when Ryback was well out of range.
Ryback fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chewer manages to avoid it.
Chewer throws a looping overhand right but Ryback ducks down to avoid it.
Ryback drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Chewer defends it well.
Ryback avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ryback is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Ryback wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ryback is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chewer.
A swing and a miss from Chewer.
Ryback tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Ryback has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ryback throws a hook to the side of Chewer's head but Chewer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ryback misses with a few strikes there.
Chewer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ryback moves away.
Ryback tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ryback looks to land a combination but Chewer avoids it well.
An attempted straight right counter from Chewer misses the target.
A big left from Chewer misses.
Ryback swings for the body but Chewer moves out of range.
Ryback throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chewer scores with a shot to the body.
Chewer jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryback ducks under a wild hook from Chewer.
Chewer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ryback with the counter takedown but Chewer avoids it easily.
Chewer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Chewer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ryback stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ryback throws a lazy right hand but Chewer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Testicule Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewer misses with an uppercut. Ryback saw that one coming.
And Ryback tries to counter it with a takedown but Chewer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Testicule Chewer is winning the standup battle so far.
Ryback defending well as Chewer loads up on a big left hand.
Chewer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Chewer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ryback was well out of range. Poor timing from Chewer.
Chewer misses the shot to the body.
Ryback uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chewer has time to react.
A jab from Chewer misses.
Ryback slips under a jab from Chewer.
Ryback scores with a jab to the jaw.
Chewer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chewer misses with an uppercut

so Ryback counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Chewer manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.

Chewer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Decent striking displayed by Ryback there.
Chewer lands a nice shot that snaps Ryback's head back.

Ryback is rocked!
Chewer misses with a hook. Ryback ducked under it nicely.
Ryback is still on wobbly legs! Can Chewer finish him?
Chewer looks to land a left hand but Ryback moved out of range nicely.
Chewer drops Ryback with a big left hand! Ryback is injured, injured bad! Chewer jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
During a confident post fight interview, Testicule Chewer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Casey Ryback stepped up to the mic, saying 'Another cold day in Hell. '.