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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kick Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kick Boxer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Roberts and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boxer was well out of range. Poor timing from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Boxer takes one on the button.
A solid body kick from Boxer.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boxer.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a wild combination.
Boxer scores with a hook to the body. WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Boxer on the side of the head.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Boxer.
Boxer blocks a head kick by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Boxer is looking to counter with a body kick.
Boxer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Boxer slips under a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Boxer feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Boxer scores with a kick to the body.
Boxer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps WawaWeeeeewaaaa's head backwards.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Boxer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a predictable looking body shot
and Boxer makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. WawaWeeeeewaaaa really felt that one!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A jab from Boxer finds it's way through WawaWeeeeewaaaa's defenses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa loads up on a big right hand but Boxer slips the punch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boxer clinches with his opponent.
Boxer has WawaWeeeeewaaaa pressed against the cage, preventing WawaWeeeeewaaaa from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A right hand to the body from Boxer.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa prevents a body shot from Boxer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boxer.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a head kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Boxer misses the target.
Jab from Boxer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Boxer doesn't seem bothered though.
Boxer moves into range and clinches up with WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with some punches.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Boxer.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to land a combination but Boxer avoids it well.
It appears Boxer was looking to counter with a kick there.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a jab when Boxer was well out of range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boxer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boxer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nice shot lands for Boxer.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook to the side of Boxer's head but Boxer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa keeps the fight on the outside.
Boxer thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on WawaWeeeeewaaaa if he has to take too many more of those.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings widly with a right hand
and Boxer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Boxer.
Boxer is looking to counter with a body kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a right hand that misses
and Boxer counters with a stiff right hand.
Boxer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Boxer lands a brutal head kick. WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks out on his feet and Boxer throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kick Boxer!
An out of breath Kick Boxer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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FIGHT
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