PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Holger The Dane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalju Kulli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Dane
vs
Kulli

177 cm
29
180 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

185 cm
29
185 lbs
3 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Holger The Dane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kalju Kulli!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kulli slips a straight right by The Dane.
The Dane jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kulli scores with a kick to the midsection.
A jab from The Dane finds it's way through Kulli's defenses.
The Dane throws a sloppy head kick and Kulli moves out of range easily.
Kulli waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Dane.
Kulli throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Dane thuds his shin into the meat of Kulli's side.
A jab from Kulli misses.
Kulli throws a head kick that misses.
The Dane tries a head kick but it misses.
The Dane loads up on a big right hand but Kulli slips the punch.
We've been told by The Dane's head coaches at The Coffee Shop that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

The Dane forces Kulli back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kulli tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Dane's elbow.
The Dane with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A short uppercut from Kulli.
Kulli looking to throw knees to the head but The Dane is blocking nicely.
A hook to the body from Kulli.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulli is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kulli has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Dane is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The Dane landing knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Kulli's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kulli tries to throw a body punch but The Dane avoids it by throwing Kulli back against the cage.
Kulli scores with a shot to the side of The Dane's head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kulli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kulli.
The Dane lands with a right to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kulli.
Kulli holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kulli continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
The Dane avoids the elbow strike from Kulli, against the cage.
The Dane using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kulli has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kulli avoids it.
Kulli can't find room to land a body shot as The Dane controls the action.
The Dane fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A bit of stalling here from The Dane.
A head punch on the inside from Kulli fails to land.
Kulli taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Kulli throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but The Dane blocks it with crossed arms.
The Dane lands a nice uppercut.
The Dane tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kulli's elbow.
Kulli working hard to break the clinch.
Knees to the body from The Dane.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Dane blocks an uppercut.
The Dane with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Dane stalling in the clinch.
Kulli blocks a body shot from The Dane.
The Dane being controlled against the cage.
Kulli tries a body shot but The Dane blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kulli looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right handed body shot lands from Kulli.
Kulli stalls.
The Dane lands with a right to the head.
The Dane using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kulli is looking to take this one to the mat.
The Dane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kulli backwards.
The Dane has had enough of the clinch but Kulli keeps him there for the moment.
The Dane lands a shoulder strike.
The Dane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kulli pushes off an throws an elbow but The Dane leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Kulli manages to break the clinch.
A punch combination from The Dane misses.
A nice side step and Kulli releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kulli takes a swing at The Dane's ribcage but misses.
Kulli lands a nice shot that snaps The Dane's head back.
Kulli avoids a kick to the body.
Kulli unleashes a big counter combination but The Dane bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kulli throws a lazy head kick
and The Dane counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Dane dips to his left and cracks Kulli with an uppercut!

Kulli is rocked!
Kulli gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Holger The Dane!
A relieved looking Holger The Dane thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.