PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tyrone The Crack Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hoss Moody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Crack Head comes to the cage accompanied by Mr. Flamboyant. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

The Crack Head
vs
Moody

150 cm
23
140 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

175 cm
22
145 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyrone The Crack Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hoss Moody!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moody falls off balance throwing a combination
and The Crack Head counters with a slapping leg kick.

Moody has closed the distance and engaged The Crack Head in a clinch.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Moody avoids the damage to the body.
We've been informed that Moody has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Moody trying to control the position but instead, The Crack Head has worked for underhooks and has pushed Moody into the cage.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Moody's ribcage.
Moody using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Crack Head has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Moody managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moody prevents a body shot from The Crack Head.
Moody wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.
Moody being controlled against the cage.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Moody just leaning against The Crack Head, taking a breather.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
Moody is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.

Moody breaks the clinch.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moody. The Crack Head does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice body kick there by Moody.
The Crack Head tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Moody is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Moody will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Crack Head lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Moody moves out of range.
Moody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Crack Head went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Crack Head gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
Moody is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling him.
Moody on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.
The Crack Head throws an elbow but it misses.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.
Moody unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head taking a breather.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Moody avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Moody tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Moody's ribcage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Moody avoids the damage to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Moody.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Moody looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Moody softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head is trying to stall.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
That's time! The Crack Head's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The Crack Head gets tackled into the cage by Moody. Moody maintains the clinch.
Moody is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Moody has The Crack Head pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moody avoids it.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Moody blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head managing to block the knees to the body from Moody.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moody using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Crack Head has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Moody breaks from the clinch.

The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moody has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Moody misses with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Moody blocks it.
The Crack Head has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Moody's efforts to push away.
Moody tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Moody won't want to take too many of those.
Moody leaning against his opponent.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow over the top.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moody.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head stalling in the clinch but Moody improves position.
Moody blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Moody breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Moody closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Moody controlling the action here for a moment.
Moody is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The Crack Head letting Moody take a breather here.

Moody breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The Crack Head pushes Moody up against the cage in a clinch.
Moody avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head managing to block the knees to the body from Moody.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Moody blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Moody stalling in the clinch but The Crack Head improves position.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moody can do to turn this around?
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Moody blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Moody up against the cage.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Moody.

It looks like Tyrone The Crack Head has been cut.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Moody missing with knees to the body.
Moody wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right handed body shot lands from Moody.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Moody looking to slow down the pace here.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Moody is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Crack Head is defending well for now.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
Moody wants to break the clinch but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tyrone The Crack Head's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Crack Head fails in his attempt to clinch.

Moody drives through and clinches with The Crack Head against the cage.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.

Moody's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Moody moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

Moody gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Moody escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Moody circles away from the clinch attempt.
Moody takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sloppy strikes from Moody. Those never looked like landing.

Moody closes the distance and clinches.
Moody wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Moody manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moody looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The referee calls for The Crack Head to work.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
Moody wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Moody tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Moody's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Moody is having none of it.

Moody gets a clinch.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.

Moody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Moody darts in and clinches The Crack Head up against the cage.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by The Crack Head as Moody tries to tie him up.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Moody wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Moody slowing the pace effectively.
Moody will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning The Crack Head up against the cage.

Moody breaks the clinch.

Moody clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head working Moody over with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moody misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The Crack Head.
Moody lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moody avoids it.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Moody taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Moody blocks with his arms.
A knee to the head by Moody.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moody avoids it.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head is stalling here.
Moody misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Crack Head throws an elbow but misses.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Moody trying to stall but The Crack Head improves his position.
Moody tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Moody wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
Moody avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Moody stalling the fight.
Moody blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hoss Moody has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Moody's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Moody escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Moody moves out of range easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Hoss Moody.
I think The Crack Head has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!
Post fight, Tyrone The Crack Head took to the microphone: 'F the UFC!!'.