PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cannondale Trail (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes to the cage accompanied by Tones on Tail - Go!. This should be a great matchup!

Wyatt
vs
Trail

200 cm
25
280 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

198 cm
35
280 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Kalashnikov Nutrition (Weekend Sale)
MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cannondale Trail!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt misses with a hook.
Wyatt lunges at Trail with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Trail's hand.

It looks like Cannondale Trail has been cut.
Wyatt misses with a wild body shot.
Trail looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wyatt scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wyatt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Trail jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Trail getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Trail tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wyatt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Trail tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Wyatt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Trail misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Trail keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Trail lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Wyatt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wyatt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Trail.
Trail doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Wyatt tests Trail's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Trail cracks Wyatt with an open hand slap.
Trail slips under a jab from Wyatt.
Wyatt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Trail.
As Trail looks to move away, Wyatt throws a big counter combo but Trail just gets out of the way.
Wyatt connects with a body shot that sends Trail's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trail on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wyatt throws a nice looking combination but Trail bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wyatt takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Derp Wyatt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wyatt misses with a wild body shot.

Trail rushes Wyatt and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wyatt blocks an uppercut.
Trail working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Trail misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trail.
Trail is trying to maintain a safe position but Wyatt gets an underhook and turns Trail into the cage.
Trail goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Trail.
Wyatt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trail backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Trail scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wyatt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wyatt misses with some punches.
Trail pushes Wyatt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Trail throws a punch but it's blocked by Wyatt.
Trail presses Wyatt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Trail tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wyatt's elbow.
Wyatt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trail tries to work over Wyatt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Trail fails to land.
Wyatt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Trail scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Trail will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Wyatt up against the cage.
Wyatt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trail lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wyatt lands a shoulder strike.
Wyatt struggles to land a body shot inside as Trail controls his hands.
Trail misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trail digs a right hand into Wyatt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wyatt's gas tank.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wyatt pushes Trail back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wyatt blocks a body shot from Trail.
Trail blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wyatt lands with a light punch inside.
Wyatt lands a nice uppercut.
Trail tries to throw a body punch but Wyatt avoids it by throwing Trail back against the cage.
Wyatt prevents a body shot from Trail.

Wyatt breaks from the clinch.
Trail is looking to clinch but Wyatt is avoiding it.
Wyatt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Trail at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derp Wyatt dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Wyatt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trail swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wyatt misses the shot to the body.
and Trail counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Wyatt! He's just covering up as Trail starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cannondale Trail!
Cannondale Trail is the new heavyweight champion!
Post fight, an emotional Cannondale Trail said 'I would like to thank God for tonight, I hope my opponent is healthy. Fighting here is an honor. '.