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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Clarence Van Gaal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Victor Von Lotusflower (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Victor Von Lotusflower was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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167 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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160 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clarence Van Gaal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Victor Von Lotusflower!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lotusflower misses with a looping right.
Van Gaal slips under a jab.
Van Gaal connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Van Gaal moves out of range of the strikes.
Van Gaal defending well as Lotusflower loads up on a big left hand.
Lotusflower throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Van Gaal counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lotusflower moves away from the strike by Van Gaal.
Lotusflower throws a hook to the side of Van Gaal's head but Van Gaal sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Van Gaal rushes Lotusflower and presses him up against the cage.
Lotusflower tries to break the clinch but Van Gaal is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lotusflower's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lotusflower breaks from the clinch.
A jab from Van Gaal misses.
Van Gaal lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A jab from Van Gaal does it's job there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lotusflower rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Van Gaal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Van Gaal misses the shot to the body.
Lotusflower scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Van Gaal. Those never looked like landing.
Lotusflower throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Van Gaal has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Van Gaal pushes Lotusflower away with a front kick.
Van Gaal swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Van Gaal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lotusflower.
A little feinted left hand from Van Gaal on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lotusflower just misses with a punch to the body.
Lotusflower looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Van Gaal misses the shot to the body.
Lotusflower loads up on a big right hand but Van Gaal slips the punch.
Lotusflower misses with a left hand
and Lotusflower takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Van Gaal swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lotusflower throws out a counter right but Van Gaal avoids it with no problem.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotusflower throws an overhand right that lands on Van Gaal's shoulder, as Van Gaal tries to avoid the shot.
Lotusflower cracks Van Gaal with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Van Gaal pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A jab from Van Gaal misses.
Lotusflower connects with a single shot there.
Van Gaal misses with a straight right.
Lotusflower scores with a hook to the body. Van Gaal takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lotusflower misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Lotusflower misses its intended target.
A swing and a miss from Lotusflower.
Van Gaal tests Lotusflower's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Van Gaal cracks Lotusflower with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lotusflower misses with a left hand
and Van Gaal counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Van Gaal. Lotusflower does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lotusflower let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Lotusflower moves out of range as Van Gaal strikes.
Lotusflower misses with an uppercut. Van Gaal saw that one coming.
Van Gaal missing with a left hand there. Lotusflower was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lotusflower throws a poor cross that misses
and Van Gaal counters with a straight right hand.
Van Gaal feints and then cracks Lotusflower's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lotusflower down.
Van Gaal throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lotusflower.
A punch combination from Van Gaal misses.
Lotusflower is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Van Gaal with a body shot.
Lotusflower with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Van Gaal scores with a hook.
Lotusflower is rocked!
Lotusflower misses with a hook
and Van Gaal counters with a huge left! Lotusflower is in big trouble! He's backing up but Van Gaal isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Lotusflower from any more damage. A dominating finish by Van Gaal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clarence Van Gaal!
After winning the bout, Clarence Van Gaal thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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