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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexei Chatzikomninos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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211 lbs
21 - 15 - 0 |
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197 cm
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222 lbs
31 - 20 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Alexei Chatzikomninos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chatzikomninos ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
PoopyPants loads up on a big right hand but Chatzikomninos slips the punch.
PoopyPants lands a jab to Chatzikomninos's midsection.
Chatzikomninos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and PoopyPants counters with a left to the body.
Chatzikomninos scores with a three punch combo!
PoopyPants tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Chatzikomninos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants misses with a double jab
and Chatzikomninos counters with a one-two to the body.
PoopyPants has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Chatzikomninos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chatzikomninos is looking to counter the offense by PoopyPants and move into the clinch.
PoopyPants throws a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
I was talking to Chatzikomninos's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Chatzikomninos misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
Chatzikomninos throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chatzikomninos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
PoopyPants drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chatzikomninos pulls his leg out and moves away.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up.
Chatzikomninos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
PoopyPants throws a body shot but no joy.
Chatzikomninos tries to counter by moving into the clinch but PoopyPants manages to circle out of the way.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chatzikomninos avoids the head kick by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants moves out of range as Chatzikomninos strikes.
PoopyPants cracks Chatzikomninos with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Chatzikomninos staying out of range there.
PoopyPants throws a big shot that misses.
PoopyPants gets tackled into the ropes by Chatzikomninos. Chatzikomninos maintains the clinch.
Chatzikomninos digs a right hand underneath PoopyPants's ribcage. PoopyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chatzikomninos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
PoopyPants scores with a shot to the side of Chatzikomninos's head.
PoopyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Chatzikomninos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
Chatzikomninos takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
PoopyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants wants to take the fight to the mat but Chatzikomninos manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
PoopyPants tries to throw a body punch but Chatzikomninos avoids it by throwing PoopyPants back against the ropes.
PoopyPants works on Chatzikomninos's body with a couple of short punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chatzikomninos lands a hook that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
Chatzikomninos prevents a takedown attempt there.
Alexei Chatzikomninos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
Chatzikomninos misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants is looking to control Chatzikomninos's arms but Chatzikomninos gets an underhook and turns him. Now PoopyPants has his back to the ropes.
Chatzikomninos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants tries to pull guard but Chatzikomninos won't allow it.
PoopyPants has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Chatzikomninos clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Will PoopyPants go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
PoopyPants working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
PoopyPants throwing sloppy strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants tightening his grip on Chatzikomninos, looking for the choke.
PoopyPants controlling well, preventing Chatzikomninos from escaping the position.
Chatzikomninos fending off the submission attempt from PoopyPants.
Chatzikomninos wants to control his opponent's hands but PoopyPants gets his hands free.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
PoopyPants has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chatzikomninos defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of PoopyPants's arms.
PoopyPants has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Chatzikomninos has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
PoopyPants missing with strikes from the back.
PoopyPants is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Chatzikomninos knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Chatzikomninos for a finish.
Chatzikomninos covering up well under a barage of strikes.
PoopyPants gets his hands free as Chatzikomninos looks to control.
PoopyPants is looking for the choke from the back position but Chatzikomninos is controlling his hands well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy head kick and Chatzikomninos moves out of range easily.
Chatzikomninos throws a head kick that misses.
PoopyPants tries to counter by closing the distance.
PoopyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chatzikomninos looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
PoopyPants lands with a good body shot.
Chatzikomninos uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from PoopyPants.
A punch combination from PoopyPants misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Chatzikomninos does a little dance to reset his feet.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Chatzikomninos's head but Chatzikomninos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
PoopyPants lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
PoopyPants works Chatzikomninos's body with a nice hook.
Chatzikomninos misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chatzikomninos looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chatzikomninos pulls PoopyPants in close to prevent any damage.
PoopyPants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chatzikomninos is keeping the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chatzikomninos wants to sweep here but PoopyPants controlling him for the moment.
Chatzikomninos is trying to control the position but PoopyPants postures up.
PoopyPants preventing the sweep.
BitchFace PoopyPants has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chatzikomninos trying to control the position.
PoopyPants wants to pass the guard but Chatzikomninos is keeping the position.
Chatzikomninos is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
PoopyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chatzikomninos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Chatzikomninos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chatzikomninos stuffs the takedown.
Chatzikomninos lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chatzikomninos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
PoopyPants thuds his right hand into Chatzikomninos's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
PoopyPants clinches up with Chatzikomninos and pushes him back against the ropes.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chatzikomninos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
PoopyPants is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
PoopyPants lands with a short head shot on the inside.
PoopyPants wants a takedown but no success here.
Alexei Chatzikomninos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
Chatzikomninos misses with a punch on the inside.
Chatzikomninos digs a right hand underneath PoopyPants's ribcage. PoopyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
PoopyPants wants to take the fight to the mat but Chatzikomninos manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
PoopyPants is breathing heavily.
Chatzikomninos lands a body shot in the clinch.
PoopyPants jumps guard but Chatzikomninos stands there with PoopyPants around his waist. PoopyPants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants wants to stall.
Chatzikomninos lands a shoulder strike.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Chatzikomninos misses with some punches.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch.
Alexei Chatzikomninos has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Chatzikomninos controls the action.
Chatzikomninos gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Chatzikomninos prevents a takedown attempt there.
Chatzikomninos can't find room to land a body shot as PoopyPants controls the action.
Chatzikomninos lands a body shot.
Chatzikomninos lands with a right to the head.
PoopyPants dodges an elbow strike from Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants wants a takedown but no success here.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chatzikomninos can't find room to land a body shot as PoopyPants controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chatzikomninos lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down PoopyPants.
A right handed body shot lands from Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chatzikomninos scores with a shoulder strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants dodges an elbow strike from Chatzikomninos.
Chatzikomninos lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chatzikomninos prevents the takedown attempt.
PoopyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
Chatzikomninos gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.
Still in the clinch, Chatzikomninos scores with a nice short uppercut.
PoopyPants is rocked!
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Chatzikomninos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants is still on wobbly legs! Can Chatzikomninos finish him?
Chatzikomninos gets through PoopyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chatzikomninos misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chatzikomninos lands a nice elbow.
Chatzikomninos throws a big uppercut that drops PoopyPants! More strikes from Chatzikomninos and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! PoopyPants lies dazed against the ropes as Chatzikomninos celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexei Chatzikomninos!
During a confident post fight interview, Alexei Chatzikomninos thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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