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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Menger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snake Dickskin could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Carl Menger's chin.
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260 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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250 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Carl Menger!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Santiago Holmes and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Menger shoots in but no luck this time.
Menger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Menger has a takedown stuffed.
Dickskin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Island Top Team in the buildup to the fight.
Menger tries for a takedown but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Snake Dickskin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Menger.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Menger.
Dickskin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dickskin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Menger has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Menger there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickskin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Menger shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Menger will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dickskin scores with a body shot.
Menger takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Menger takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin connects with a body shot.
Menger looks winded!
Dickskin scores with a sloppy right hand. Menger should have avoided that one.
Dickskin moves out of range of the strikes.
Dickskin lands a nice hook to Menger's body. Menger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A punch lands to the side of Menger 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Menger takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickskin is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dickskin jabs Menger to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dickskin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Menger at a distance.
Dickskin with a nice cross.
Dickskin connects with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin cracks Menger with an open hand slap.
Menger is rocked!
Dickskin cracks Menger with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Menger looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dickskin finish him?
Menger is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickskin finish him?
Snake Dickskin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dickskin scores with a shot to the body.
Menger seems to have recovered his senses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Menger looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dickskin is fending him off so far but Menger persists. Nope, Dickskin circles away and we're back to standing.
A jab from Dickskin finds it's way through Menger's defenses.
Dickskin throws a shot to the body.
Menger takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dickskin stuns Menger with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dickskin connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dickskin lands a glancing blow to the side of Menger's head.
Dickskin cracks Menger with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dickskin has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Menger to stand back up!
Dickskin drops Menger with a straight right hand, right on the button! Dickskin follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
Snake Dickskin really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Oblivion Inc. logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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