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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Numero Deux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bunny Anstey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Deux's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Post Party Depression. This should be a great matchup!
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279 lbs
24 - 20 - 0 |
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280 lbs
30 - 21 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Numero Deux!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bunny Anstey!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Deux finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Anstey's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Deux falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bunny Anstey!
Bunny Anstey is the new heavyweight champion!
Bunny Anstey very nearly forgot to thank My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Numero Deux stepped up to the mic, saying 'Tell me when the fire dies down... What the F will you do?!?!'.
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