PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Selfie Lord (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shi Fu Tu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fu Tu is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Klendathu drop. Shi Fu Tu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Lord
vs
Fu Tu

171 cm
27
147 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

172 cm
25
145 lbs
7 - 1 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Hellbent
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Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Selfie Lord!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of London, Shi Fu Tu!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Fu Tu. That's going to slow Lord down.
Lord scores with a nice strike.
Fu Tu throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lord looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Fu Tu misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lord takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fu Tu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fu Tu has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lord finds it's way round the side to connect with Fu Tu's head.
Fu Tu throws a lazy head kick
and Lord counters with a leg kick.
Fu Tu moves in looking to clinch but Lord pushes him off.
Fu Tu scoring well with a low kick there.
Fu Tu paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fu Tu looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lord looks to throw a body kick
and Fu Tu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lord misses with a hook. Fu Tu ducked under it nicely.
Lord looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lord.
Fu Tu moves away from the strike by Lord.
Fu Tu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lord's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fu Tu slips a jab from Lord.
Fu Tu tries to clinch but Lord is having none of it.
Fu Tu's jab looks to have found its range, popping Lord under the eye.
Fu Tu feints and then cracks Lord's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lord down.
Lord tries to bum rush Fu Tu with a series of wild strikes but Fu Tu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lord tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lord backing away here, and Fu Tu unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Selfie Lord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lord lands with a right hand.
Lord throws a leg kick but Fu Tu checks it.
Lord jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lord paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Lord clobbers Fu Tu with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fu Tu throws a good cross that connects.
Fu Tu cracks the inside of Lord's front leg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lord moves away from the strike by Fu Tu.
Fu Tu is looking to clinch but Lord is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lord.
Fu Tu is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lord loads up on a big right hand but Fu Tu slips the punch.
Lord throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fu Tu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lord throws out a loose jab but Fu Tu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fu Tu takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fu Tu takes one on the button.
Lord tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fu Tu throws a front kick aimed at Lord's knee but Lord avoids it well.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick which misses Lord's front leg but catches the back leg as Lord tries to avoid it.
Fu Tu takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lord takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lord lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fu Tu's sensitive parts.
Fu Tu looks to score with a jab to the body but Lord is just out of range.
Lord with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch combination from Lord misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu tries a low kick but Lord avoids it.
Lord thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lord wants to land a leg kick but Fu Tu is out of range.
Fu Tu takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lord takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fu Tu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lord.
Fu Tu looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lord connects with a solid leg kick.
Fu Tu throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fu Tu looks to land a body kick but Lord moved away.
Lord lands a jab to the head.
Lord keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fu Tu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fu Tu attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fu Tu takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A jab from Fu Tu misses.
Fu Tu throws a hook but Lord blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fu Tu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lord circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lord misses with a jab to the body
and Fu Tu counters with a nice uppercut.
The fighters circling - Lord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lord waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fu Tu.
Fu Tu throws a series of punches but Lord moves out of range.
Lord connects with a nice looking jab.
Lord throws a hook but Fu Tu avoids it easily.
Fu Tu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A low kick from Fu Tu is predictable there
letting Lord counter with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Lord misses the target.
A big right from Fu Tu misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fu Tu misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lord is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Lord misses with a looping left.
Fu Tu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lord moves away.
Fu Tu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lord swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Selfie Lord dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Lord walks into a stiff left hand from Fu Tu.
Fu Tu slips a jab from Lord.
Fu Tu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lord misses with an uppercut. Fu Tu saw that one coming.
Lord looks to score with a jab to the body but Fu Tu is just out of range.
Fu Tu looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fu Tu throws a poor cross that misses
and Lord counters with a thumping low kick.
Lord digs a good hook to Fu Tu's body.
Lord works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lord lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lord throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Nice defenses there by Lord.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Fu Tu - that will leave a mark!
A big right from Lord misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lord throws a jab when Fu Tu was well out of range.
Lord throws a body punch but Fu Tu moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fu Tu might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Lord has got the better of the exchanges.
Fu Tu fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lord swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lord throws a head kick that misses.
Lord thows a left - swing and a miss!

Fu Tu clinches.
A shot in the inside from Lord.
Fu Tu lands a hook that snaps the head of Lord backwards.

Lord breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lord moves out of range of the body kick.

Fu Tu drives through and clinches with Lord against the cage.
Fu Tu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fu Tu misses with a punch on the inside.
Fu Tu tries a body shot but Lord blocks it.
Lord is trying to force a seperation but Fu Tu has the dominant position.

Lord breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fu Tu tries to work over Lord's front leg with a kick but Lord checks it.
Fu Tu connects with a jab.
Fu Tu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lord connects with a right hand. Fu Tu shakes it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fu Tu misses the jab.
Lord misses with a body shot.
Fu Tu defending well as Lord loads up on a big left hand.
Fu Tu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Selfie Lord is winning the standup battle so far.
Lord connects with a crisp jab.
Lord has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Fu Tu lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lord will feel that in the morning.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fu Tu takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Fu Tu drives through and clinches with Lord against the cage.
Lord wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lord presses Fu Tu against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Lord fails to land.
Fu Tu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lord's elbow.
Lord blocking some punches.
Fu Tu misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fu Tu.
Lord blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fu Tu lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fu Tu has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Lord seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Fu Tu can turn it around.
Lord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lord working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lord can't find room to land a body shot as Fu Tu controls the action.
Fu Tu blocks a body shot from Lord.
Lord fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fu Tu has Lord pressed against the cage, preventing Lord from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lord can't find room to land a body shot as Fu Tu controls the action.
Fu Tu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Lord breaks from the clinch.
Fu Tu connects with a solid leg kick.
Fu Tu just misses with a punch to the body.
Lord throws a jab but it's blocked by Fu Tu.
Fu Tu lands a lovely overhand right.
Fu Tu looks to land a body kick but Lord moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu scores with a jab. Lord acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lord misses with a looping right.
Good leg kick by Fu Tu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lord swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fu Tu lands a body shot.
A shot to the body from Fu Tu misses
and Lord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fu Tu pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lord is out of range and Fu Tu settles back down.
Fu Tu lands a jab to the nose.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fu Tu.
Lord does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Good standup being displayed there by Fu Tu as he connects with a hook.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick
and Lord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lord is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fu Tu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lord misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fu Tu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Selfie Lord will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Fu Tu throws a leg kick but Lord moved away.
Fu Tu misses with a low kick.
Fu Tu throws a hook but Lord avoids it easily.
Fu Tu uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fu Tu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fu Tu avoids a kick to the body.
Fu Tu throws a body punch but Lord moves out of range.
Lord misses with a straight right.
Fu Tu throws a hook to the side of Lord's head but Lord sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fu Tu fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lord scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fu Tu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lord misses with a straight left.
Fu Tu is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Lord with a body shot.
Lord connects with an inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Fu Tu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lord throws out a loose jab but Fu Tu uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fu Tu throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lord stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lord goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fu Tu lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fu Tu misses with a looping right.
A telegraphed right hand from Fu Tu misses the target.
Lord's corner calls for a 1-2. Lord obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fu Tu swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lord.
Fu Tu defending well as Lord loads up on a big left hand.
Fu Tu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fu Tu slips under a jab.
A jab from Lord misses.
Lord swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fu Tu staying out of range there.
Fu Tu misses with a body kick.
Lord scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu connects with a right hand. Lord shakes it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fu Tu delivers a nice body kick.
Fu Tu blocks the body kick.
Fu Tu looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lord lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fu Tu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lord swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lord swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fu Tu throws a push kick but Lord slaps the foot to one side.
No joy there for Lord, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fu Tu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lord moves away.
Lord keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lord connects with a jab.
Fu Tu throws a poor cross that misses
and Lord counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Fu Tu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lord lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

It looks like Shi Fu Tu has been cut.
Fu Tu connects with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu just misses with a punch to the body.
Fu Tu stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lord throws a wild body kick that Fu Tu sees coming a mile off.
Lord uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fu Tu.
Lord throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fu Tu has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fu Tu throws a body shot but no joy.
Fu Tu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lord.
Fu Tu misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lord scoring well with a low kick there.
Fu Tu throws a push kick but Lord slaps the foot to one side.
It looked like Lord wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Lord misses the target.
Jab from Fu Tu.
Lord throws a hook to the side of Fu Tu's head but Fu Tu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fu Tu appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lord.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick
enabling Lord to counter with a crisp jab.
Lord uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fu Tu.
Lord slips a straight right by Fu Tu.
Lord lands with a hook. Fu Tu tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and checks it nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fu Tu throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lord getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fu Tu checks the leg kick.
Fu Tu appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Fu Tu lands with a slapping head kick.
Good exchange - Fu Tu coming out on top.
Jab, jab by Lord - just one landing.
Lord walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fu Tu throws a chopping leg kick but Lord manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fu Tu throws a poor cross that misses
and Lord counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Selfie Lord did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Shi Fu Tu's cut.
That's time! Lord's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lord lands a nice hook to Fu Tu's body. Fu Tu takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fu Tu tries a low kick but Lord avoids it.
Lord misses with a hook.
Fu Tu appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Fu Tu scores with a nice body kick.
Fu Tu scores with a jab to the head.
Fu Tu tries to land a leg kick but Lord saw it coming and moves away.
Lord swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Fu Tu shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fu Tu moves out of range as Lord throws a body kick.
Fu Tu walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lord checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lord swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Fu Tu tries to move into range but Lord moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fu Tu stuns Lord with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fu Tu chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lord slips a jab from Fu Tu.
Fu Tu scoring well with a low kick there.
Fu Tu connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lord thuds his shin into the meat of Fu Tu's side.
Fu Tu tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lord paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A big right from Lord misses.
Fu Tu misses with a straight right.
Fu Tu misses with an uppercut.
Fu Tu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lord swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fu Tu throws a wild body kick that Lord sees coming a mile off.
Lord jabs at Fu Tu's body.
Fu Tu moves out of range as Lord strikes.
Lord throws an off balance right hand
and Fu Tu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lord wants to slow Fu Tu down by chopping away at his legs.
A telegraphed right hand from Lord misses the target.
Fu Tu sizes up Lord with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fu Tu scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Lord finds it's target.
Lord misses with a straight right.
Fu Tu turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fu Tu staying out of range there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fu Tu scores with a decent looking hook.
Lord misses with a hook. Fu Tu ducked under it nicely.
Lord lands the left hand.
Fu Tu misses with a body kick.
Fu Tu looks for the body kick but Lord saw that one coming.
Lord has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fu Tu.
Fu Tu looks to throw the jab but Lord is out of range.
Lord was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fu Tu looks for the body kick but Lord saw that one coming.
Lord was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Lord avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lord swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Fu Tu throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lord.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lord throws a low kick, looking for Fu Tu's leg but Fu Tu calmly moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Lord.
Some wild striking there from Lord.
A head kick by Lord misses
and Fu Tu counters with a nice leg kick.
Lord throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fu Tu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fu Tu buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lord doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fu Tu does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lord misses with a looping left.
Fu Tu lands a front kick.
Lord cracks Fu Tu with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lord takes a swing at Fu Tu's ribcage but misses.
Fu Tu throws a low kick, looking for Lord's leg but Lord calmly moves out of range.
Lord is looking to counter punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lord cracks Fu Tu with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fu Tu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lord.
Lord throws a low kick but Fu Tu moves out of range easily.
Fu Tu keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lord takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fu Tu throws a push kick but Lord slaps the foot to one side.
Lord stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fu Tu.
A big left from Fu Tu misses.
Fu Tu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lord throws out the jab.
Fu Tu walks into a left hand.
Both fighters circling a little - Fu Tu finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A jab from Lord does it's job there.
Nice jab there from Fu Tu.
Fu Tu throws a low kick but Lord moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Shi Fu Tu will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Shi Fu Tu's cut.
That's time! Lord's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Fu Tu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lord has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lord misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fu Tu counters with a slapping leg kick.
Fu Tu throws the left hand but Lord avoids the punch easily.
Fu Tu misses with a hook.
Fu Tu throws a body punch but Lord moves out of range.
Fu Tu is looking to chop away at Lord's legs.
Lord will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Lord throws an overhand right that lands on Fu Tu's shoulder, as Fu Tu tries to avoid the shot.
Fu Tu slips under a jab from Lord.
Fu Tu throws the kick towards the body but Lord avoids it.
Fu Tu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lord's calf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fu Tu feints and then cracks Lord's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lord down.
Fu Tu with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fu Tu misses with a looping right.
Lord throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fu Tu only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Lord avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fu Tu throws a shot from downtown. Lord moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Lord wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fu Tu scoring well with a low kick there.
Lord throws a shot to the body.
Lord swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fu Tu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A telegraphed right hand from Lord misses the target.
Fu Tu now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lord.
Fu Tu tries to clinch up.
Lord throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fu Tu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fu Tu takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lord looks to throw the jab but Fu Tu is out of range.
Fu Tu cracks Lord with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lord takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fu Tu bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Lord blocks a low kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Lord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fu Tu clobbers Lord with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Lord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fu Tu misses with an uppercut. Lord saw that one coming.
Fu Tu tries to land a front kick but Lord steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fu Tu fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lord.
Fu Tu works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lord dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fu Tu. That did some damage!
Lord lands a jab to the nose.
Lord has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fu Tu.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick but Lord sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fu Tu tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lord is able to avoid easily.
Fu Tu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lord was well out of range. Poor timing from Fu Tu.
A jab lands there for Lord.
Selfie Lord is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu throws a shot from downtown. Lord moves away and avoids it.
Good exchange - Lord coming out on top.
Fu Tu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fu Tu throws a nice looking combination but Lord bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A slow jab from Fu Tu misses its intended target.
Fu Tu scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lord fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice defenses there by Fu Tu.
Fu Tu ducks under a wild hook from Lord.
Fu Tu moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lord takes one on the button.
Lord moves away from the strike by Fu Tu.
Fu Tu looks to land a body kick but Lord moved away.
Fu Tu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lord.
Shi Fu Tu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fu Tu avoids the body shot from Lord.
Fu Tu lands a body shot.
Fu Tu misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lord moves out of range of the strikes.
Fu Tu swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Lord counter with a right hand.
Fu Tu goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lord lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lord takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fu Tu throws a leg kick that misses.
Fu Tu moves out of range of the strikes.
Lord slips under a jab.
Fu Tu moves out of range as Lord strikes.
Lord moves away from the strike by Fu Tu.
Lord throwing a counter right hand but Fu Tu manages to avoid it.
A left lands for Lord.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shi Fu Tu comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Lord has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 48:47
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 48:47
Judge William Gold scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Selfie Lord!
Selfie Lord retains his featherweight title!
A victorious Selfie Lord thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Shi Fu Tu stepped up to the mic, saying 'I submit to your supremacy,..this time.'.