PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dom DeLuise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Squiggy Squirrelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

DeLuise
vs
Squirrelly

177 cm
40
165 lbs
32 - 15 - 3

179 cm
27
170 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 3, fighting out of Montreal, Dom DeLuise!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Squiggy Squirrelly!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeLuise misses with an uppercut.
Squirrelly tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slow jab from DeLuise misses its intended target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Squirrelly throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Squirrelly motions for DeLuise to come forward. Squirrelly throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that DeLuise semi-blocks.
A shot to the liver by Squirrelly. Beautiful body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Squirrelly misses the target.
Squirrelly throws a sloppy head kick and DeLuise moves out of range easily.
DeLuise throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Squirrelly lands a nice looking kick to the body. DeLuise takes a step back to recover.
Squirrelly lands a leg kick that knocks DeLuise off balance momentarily.
DeLuise wants to clinch.
Squirrelly appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

DeLuise takes the fight into the clinch.
DeLuise misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Squirrelly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeLuise gets through Squirrelly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeLuise.
Squirrelly is trying to push DeLuise away but DeLuise has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short right hand to the side of the head by DeLuise.

Squirrelly breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Squirrelly!
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but DeLuise checks it.
DeLuise throwing a counter right hand but Squirrelly manages to avoid it.
DeLuise walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
DeLuise connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Squirrelly momentarily.

It looks like Squiggy Squirrelly has been cut.
Squirrelly jabs at DeLuise's body.
DeLuise throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Squirrelly lands a leg kick that knocks DeLuise off balance momentarily.
A telegraphed right hand from DeLuise misses the target.
A countering left hand to the body from Squirrelly misses.
Squirrelly takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Squirrelly defending well as DeLuise loads up on a big left hand.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
DeLuise misses with a body shot.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Squirrelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but DeLuise moves away.
Squirrelly on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Squirrelly misses
and DeLuise cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Squirrelly throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice shot lands for Squirrelly.
DeLuise has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from DeLuise there as he acknowledges the shot.
DeLuise avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
DeLuise was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Squirrelly misses the jab.
DeLuise throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Squirrelly slips a straight right by DeLuise.
Squirrelly tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly throws a body kick that misses.
Squirrelly punishes DeLuise's body with a nice straight punch.
Squirrelly is looking to land body kicks.
DeLuise misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
DeLuise tries to clinch but Squirrelly is having none of it.
DeLuise doesn't manage to clinch there - Squirrelly circles away.
DeLuise throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And Squirrelly responds with a good body kick, but DeLuise manages to step out the way in time.
Squirrelly throws a series of punches but DeLuise avoids them all with ease.
Squirrelly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squirrelly lands a nice looking body shot.
A big left from DeLuise misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly slips a straight right by DeLuise.
Squirrelly slips under a jab.
A jab from DeLuise misses.
Squirrelly moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
DeLuise looks to land a left hand but Squirrelly moved out of range nicely.
DeLuise tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Squirrelly manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Squirrelly looks like he wants to counter punch here.
DeLuise fails in his attempt to clinch.
A punch combination from DeLuise misses.
DeLuise throws a head kick that misses.
Squirrelly appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
DeLuise connects with a solid leg kick.
DeLuise misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Squirrelly.
DeLuise is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
DeLuise fails with an attempt to clinch.
Squirrelly steps to the side to avoid the strikes from DeLuise.
Squirrelly scores with a nice right hand.
A left and a right from Squirrelly both land. Nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
DeLuise scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
DeLuise takes a swing at Squirrelly's ribcage but misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Squirrelly.
A solid body kick from Squirrelly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeLuise lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Squirrelly keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
DeLuise uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squirrelly.
DeLuise is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
DeLuise takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Squirrelly loads up on a big right hand but DeLuise slips the punch.
A telegraphed right hand from DeLuise misses the target.
DeLuise scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Squirrelly with a hook.

DeLuise moves into range and clinches up with Squirrelly.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeLuise.
DeLuise softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
DeLuise tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Squirrelly wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
DeLuise can't find room to land a body shot as Squirrelly controls the action.
Squirrelly working hard to break the clinch.

Squirrelly breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Squirrelly lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and DeLuise has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from DeLuise and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Squiggy Squirrelly will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Squiggy Squirrelly's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Squirrelly moves out of range of the strikes.
Squirrelly is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters circle momentarily. Squirrelly darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Squirrelly takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
DeLuise has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Squirrelly.
DeLuise steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly throws a series of punches but DeLuise avoids them all with ease.
Squirrelly listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Squirrelly throws a body punch but DeLuise moves out of range.
Squirrelly pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
DeLuise wants to clinch up but Squirrelly keeps it at a distance.
Squirrelly slips under a jab from DeLuise.
Squirrelly throws a lazy right hand but DeLuise sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
DeLuise on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly throws a predictable looking body shot
and DeLuise connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
DeLuise displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Squirrelly throws out the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Squirrelly circles away from the clinch attempt.
Squirrelly steps to the side to avoid the strikes from DeLuise.
A telegraphed right hand from DeLuise misses the target.
Squirrelly throws out a counter right but DeLuise avoids it with no problem.
Squirrelly misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeLuise misses with a hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Squirrelly.
DeLuise tries to close the distance and clinch but Squirrelly swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Squirrelly misses with an uppercut. DeLuise saw that one coming.
A clash of legs there as DeLuise blocks the low kick.
Squirrelly lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

DeLuise moves into the clinch successfully.
Squirrelly has had enough of the clinch but DeLuise keeps him there for the moment.
DeLuise scores with a shot to the side of Squirrelly's head.
DeLuise digs a right hand underneath Squirrelly's ribcage. Squirrelly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Squirrelly lands with a right to the head.
Squirrelly wants to break the clinch but can't.
DeLuise lands a shoulder strike.
DeLuise misses with a punch on the inside.
Squirrelly misses with the head strike.
DeLuise prevents Squirrelly from breaking the clinch.
Squirrelly wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
DeLuise lands a body punch.

Squirrelly manages to break the clinch.
Squirrelly connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
DeLuise wants to clinch.
Squirrelly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
DeLuise throws an overhand right that lands on Squirrelly's shoulder, as Squirrelly tries to avoid the shot.
Squirrelly throws a big shot that misses.
Squirrelly slips under a jab from DeLuise.
DeLuise steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Squirrelly.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from DeLuise lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Squirrelly has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Squirrelly and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
DeLuise lands with a thumping leg kick.
DeLuise ducks under a wild hook from Squirrelly.
DeLuise on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Squirrelly checks a leg kick nicely.
DeLuise tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Squirrelly was well out of range. Poor timing from DeLuise.
Squirrelly takes one on the button.
DeLuise tries to close the distance and clinch up but Squirrelly swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Squirrelly raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
DeLuise throws a shot from downtown. Squirrelly moves away and avoids it.
Squirrelly punishes DeLuise's body with a nice straight punch.
DeLuise tries to clinch up but Squirrelly circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeLuise tries to clinch there but Squirrelly circles away.
Squirrelly jabbing away but nothing is landing.
DeLuise throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly lands a right hook to the body.
DeLuise misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Squirrelly lands a leg kick that knocks DeLuise off balance momentarily.
Squirrelly ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Squirrelly throws a counter combo.
DeLuise misses with a looping right.
DeLuise on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Squirrelly darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Squirrelly misses with a hook. DeLuise ducked under it nicely.
Squirrelly works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
DeLuise rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Squirrelly moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Despite the aggression on Squirrelly's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Squirrelly. DeLuise does a little dance to reset his feet.
Squirrelly swings for the body but DeLuise moves out of range.
DeLuise tries to land a leg kick but Squirrelly saw it coming and moves away.
Squirrelly tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
DeLuise misses with a left hand
and Squirrelly counters with a nice kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squirrelly cracks DeLuise with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeLuise throws an overhand right that lands on Squirrelly's shoulder, as Squirrelly tries to avoid the shot.
Squirrelly keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from DeLuise.

DeLuise moves into the clinch successfully.
DeLuise swings away with an uppercut that misses.
DeLuise tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Squirrelly's elbow.
Squirrelly tries to break free but DeLuise pushes him back against the cage.

Squirrelly pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
DeLuise throws a jab but it's blocked by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Squirrelly lands a leg kick that knocks DeLuise off balance momentarily.
Squirrelly fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and DeLuise has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Squirrelly throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
DeLuise misses with an uppercut. Squirrelly saw that one coming.

DeLuise has Squirrelly up against the cage in a clinch.

Squirrelly breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Squirrelly misses with a low kick.
DeLuise swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Squirrelly. DeLuise does a little dance to reset his feet.
Squirrelly lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
DeLuise tries to clinch but Squirrelly moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squiggy Squirrelly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Squiggy Squirrelly's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

DeLuise throws the kick towards the body but Squirrelly avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Squirrelly on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
DeLuise jabs Squirrelly right on the nose. Squirrelly blinks but takes it well.
DeLuise on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Squirrelly lands a head kick. DeLuise smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
DeLuise connects with a jab.
DeLuise throws a leg kick but Squirrelly sees it coming and checks it nicely.
DeLuise slips under a jab.
DeLuise takes a swing at Squirrelly's ribcage but misses.
Squirrelly throws a quick inside leg kick.
DeLuise lands a nice leg kick that just misses Squirrelly's sensitive parts.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses.
DeLuise was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Squirrelly throws a right and a left that both miss.
A left lands for DeLuise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DeLuise loads up on a big right hand but Squirrelly slips the punch.
DeLuise looks to score with a jab to the body but Squirrelly is just out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly misses with a looping right.
Squirrelly lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
DeLuise throws a looping overhand right but Squirrelly ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirrelly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by DeLuise.
DeLuise slips under a jab.
DeLuise misses with a right hand
and Squirrelly makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
DeLuise is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
DeLuise slips under a jab from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly walks into a straight right hand from DeLuise.
DeLuise looks to land a left hand but Squirrelly moved out of range nicely.

DeLuise moves into the clinch successfully.
Squirrelly blocking some punches.
Squirrelly is trying to break free.
DeLuise misses with a punch on the inside.
Squirrelly throws a blind hook that connects with the side of DeLuises head.
Squirrelly looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
DeLuise misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeLuise.
Squirrelly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Squirrelly blocks a body shot from DeLuise.
DeLuise working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Squirrelly wants to break the clinch but can't.
DeLuise working aggressively here.

Squirrelly breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly uses good head movement to avoid the hook from DeLuise.
DeLuise tries to clinch but Squirrelly is having none of it.
DeLuise connects with a high kick.

Squirrelly is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DeLuise fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Squirrelly is still on wobbly legs! Can DeLuise finish him?
Squirrelly misses with a low kick as DeLuise jumps back.
DeLuise circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Squirrelly tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! DeLuise wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dom DeLuise!
Dom DeLuise retains his welterweight title!
A victorious Dom DeLuise thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.