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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anus Rhammar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Thoreaux AssKicken has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anus Rhammar!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the body.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rhammar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Rhammar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhammar moves out of range of the strikes.
Rhammar swings widly with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rhammar.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Rhammar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhammar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhammar connects with an inside leg kick.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhammar fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Rhammar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws a low kick, looking for AssKicken's leg but AssKicken calmly moves out of range.
Rhammar misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rhammars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Rhammar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a hook but AssKicken avoids it easily.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Rhammar finds it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Rhammar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Rhammar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
AssKicken lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A low kick from Rhammar is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rhammar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rhammar turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar misses with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rhammar misses with a hook.
Rhammar looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhammar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt AssKicken.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but AssKicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
AssKicken connects with a body shot.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Rhammar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
Rhammar lands with an uppercut that bounces AssKicken off the cage and back into range.
AssKicken misses with a wild combination.
Rhammar takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhammar thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken throws an overhand right that lands on Rhammar's shoulder, as Rhammar tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken moves out of range easily.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A countering left hand to the body from Rhammar misses.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhammar slips the punch.
AssKicken throws a right and a left that Rhammar avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rhammar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, AssKicken has got the better of the exchanges.
Rhammar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Rhammar cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
Some wild striking there from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
AssKicken throws a low kick but Rhammar moves out of range easily.
AssKicken moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
AssKicken checks the leg kick nicely there.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
AssKicken lands with a right hand.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar moves out of range of the body kick.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
Rhammar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rhammar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
AssKicken connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhammar moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a nice hook to Rhammar's body. Rhammar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
AssKicken lands a head shot.
Rhammar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice uppercut there from AssKicken.
AssKicken sizes up Rhammar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar slips a jab and a cross from AssKicken.
AssKicken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhammar momentarily.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rhammar counters with a left to the body.
Rhammar throws a body shot but no joy.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a poor cross that misses
and Rhammar counters with a body kick that stops AssKicken in his tracks momentarily.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rhammar was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Nice defenses there by Rhammar.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from AssKicken finds it's target.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rhammar was well out of range.
Rhammar thinks about the counter body kick.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Rhammar walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Rhammar is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Rhammar!
Rhammar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rhammar scores with a head kick. AssKicken tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
AssKicken fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Rhammar shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. AssKicken eats them both and turns towards Rhammar to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
AssKicken is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Rhammar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice cross by AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
Rhammar takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
Rhammar tries to work over AssKicken's front leg with a kick but AssKicken checks it.
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at AssKicken's knee but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rhammar on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
Rhammar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by AssKicken.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rhammar throws a fast counter high kick but AssKicken manages to duck under it in time.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar throws a nice head kick!
Rhammar fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhammar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rhammar finds it's way round the side to connect with AssKicken's head.
AssKicken smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
AssKicken scores with the left hand. Rhammar knows he should have avoided that one.
Rhammar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
AssKicken throws a sloppy body shot
and Rhammar counters with a right hand to the body.
Rhammar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
AssKicken staying out of range there.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but AssKicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
The crowd cheers as AssKicken lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rhammar doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combo that has Rhammar backing up. Rhammar nods at AssKicken to acknowledge the strikes.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rhammar misses with a kick to the body.
AssKicken scores with a punch to the head.
AssKicken doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
AssKicken throws an off balance right hand
enabling Rhammar to counter with a crisp jab.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken checks the leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
AssKicken misses the jab.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AssKicken swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhammar moved out of range nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rhammar, right into the meat.
AssKicken throws a hook but Rhammar blocks it.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Rhammar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rhammar only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken lands a right hook to the body.
Rhammar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhammar.
AssKicken changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Rhammar looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Rhammar is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but AssKicken has just dragged him back down to the mat.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhammar can do to turn this around?
AssKicken is looking to take a break and control but Rhammar is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
AssKicken tries to advance to mount but can't.
AssKicken works to advance to full mount. Rhammar defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Rhammar is squirming around, avoiding AssKicken's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thoreaux AssKicken clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
AssKicken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
A good leg kick by Rhammar.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Rhammar's body.
Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rhammar.
AssKicken tries to land a front kick but Rhammar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rhammar scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
Rhammar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar throws a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken throws a big counter combination but Rhammar scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhammar.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
A shot to the body from Rhammar misses
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rhammar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhammar.
A shot to the liver by Rhammar. Beautiful body shot.
Rhammar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big right from Rhammar misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken connects with a body shot.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rhammar has time to react.
Rhammar tries to score with a low kick but AssKicken moves his leg out of the way.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
AssKicken lands with a shot to the body.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken takes a shot right to the bread basket.
AssKicken connects with a crisp jab.
Rhammar's corner calls for a 1-2. Rhammar obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
AssKicken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
AssKicken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at AssKicken's knee but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Rhammar moves away and avoids it.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A clash of legs there as AssKicken blocks the low kick.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rhammar on the side of the head.
Rhammar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar throws a big shot that misses.
Rhammar shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
AssKicken throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rhammar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rhammar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rhammar digs a good hook to AssKicken's body.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rhammar's hands.
Good work by AssKicken as he checks the leg kick.
AssKicken scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rhammar doesn't seem bothered though.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thoreaux AssKicken had his way with Anus Rhammar in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhammar.
AssKicken misses the body punch
and Rhammar makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
AssKicken throws a right hand that Rhammar ducks under and follows up with a left that Rhammar also avoids with ease.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhammar momentarily.
Rhammar misses with a looping left.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rhammar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
Rhammar pivots, looking for a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range and Rhammar settles back down.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhammar slips the punch.
Rhammar takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Rhammar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
AssKicken on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
AssKicken scores with a nice head shot.
Rhammar is rocked!
Rhammar ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rhammar ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Rhammar is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken slips a jab from Rhammar.
A cross from AssKicken lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a two punch combination.
AssKicken lands with a hook. Rhammar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AssKicken takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
A big left from Rhammar misses.
Rhammar seems to have recovered his senses.
Good leg kick by Rhammar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
AssKicken ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rhammar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rhammar lets loose with a powerful body kick. AssKicken will feel that in the morning.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
Rhammar steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhammar moved out of range nicely.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhammar.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar blocks the body kick.
Rhammar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Rhammar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.
Rhammar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
As Rhammar looks to move away, AssKicken throws a big counter combo but Rhammar just gets out of the way.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down AssKicken rather than just go for the knockout.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Rhammar lands with a slapping head kick.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut. Rhammar saw that one coming.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
AssKicken looks for the body kick but Rhammar saw that one coming.
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
AssKicken tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rhammar slips under a jab.
Anus Rhammar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhammar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Thoreaux AssKicken.
Well AssKicken has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 49:46
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, MayheM sportswear, into his post fight interview.
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