PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brian Fipps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yormomza Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Fipps
vs
Thundercunt

188 cm
19
285 lbs
5 - 1 - 1

225 cm
19
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Brian Fipps!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Yormomza Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fipps takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fipps was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Fipps takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Fipps thuds a left hand into Thundercunt's body.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt connects with a single shot there.
Thundercunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Fipps is just out of range.
Fipps takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fipps takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Fipps slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Fipps slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Fipps definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Fipps takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Fipps sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fipps misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps throws a lazy right hand but Thundercunt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
Fipps takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fipps tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fipps takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fipps gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fipps is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.

Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Fipps has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fipps is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fipps swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt is leaning against Fipps and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fipps blocks it.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to work over Fipps's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Fipps fails to land.
Thundercunt's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Fipps blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Fipps's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt gets through Fipps's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fipps or not.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.

Thundercunt drops Fipps onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Fipps is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Fipps is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Thundercunt lands a jab to Fipps's midsection.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Fipps slips under a jab.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fipps at a distance.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Fipps moves out of range.
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Fipps's head back.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the leg kick from Fipps.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Fipps moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thundercunt lands a jab to Fipps's midsection.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fipps takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fipps walks into a jab.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Fipps steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Nice defenses there by Fipps.
Thundercunt lunges at Fipps with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fipps's hand.
Fipps on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Fipps moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a hook.
Fipps with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Thundercunt to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
A quick step to the side and Fipps tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fipps moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fipps swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Fipps avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
A quick step to the side and Fipps tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fipps looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Fipps takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fipps uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the head.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thundercunt misses with a hook. Fipps ducked under it nicely.
Fipps steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fipps tries to clinch up.
Fipps tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Fipps staying out of range there.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
Fipps takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Danga de danga de dang - Thundercunt scores with a four punch combination!
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fipps.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fipps to score with a decent uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt connects with a looping right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt digs a good body shot into Fipps's ribs.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fipps uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to clinch up.
Fipps blocks a jab.
Fipps misses with a body shot
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Fipps tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Fipps misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
A counter left hand to the body from Fipps misses its target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Fipps moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Fipps was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt lands with an overhand left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yormomza Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Thundercunt connects with a looping right hand.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fippss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fipps is looking to clinch but Thundercunt is avoiding it.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thundercunt scores with a jab. Fipps acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fipps is out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Fipps was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fipps looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Fipps tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Fipps uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fipps.
Fipps is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
Fipps appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fipps was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fipps swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.

Fipps gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Fipps fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fipps lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Fipps is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Fipps has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fipps.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fipps blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt presses Fipps against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt gets through Fipps's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oh Fipps is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Fipps prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps seems to have got his legs back now.
A right hand to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Fipps with a big uppercut! Fipps tries to clinch up but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Fipps to the mat! Fipps covers up and Thundercunt unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Yormomza Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Brian Fipps spoke after the fight, saying 'Were going to go back and work harder. We got outplayed by a filthy one eyed pirate hooker. You have to let it go, move on and just work harder.'.