PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mega Minion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cassit Heiluu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heiluu is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kerrankin Tarpeekseen. Cassit Heiluu acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Minion
vs
Heiluu

159 cm
30
142 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

176 cm
45
139 lbs
45 - 46 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mega Minion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 46 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cassit Heiluu!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Jonathan Paton and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heiluu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heiluu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Minion sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Minion takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Heiluu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Minion was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Heiluu lands with a straight right. Minion didn't see that one coming.

Minion gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Heiluu's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Heiluu.
Heiluu jumps guard but Minion turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Heiluu tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Minion lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Minion.
Minion lands an uppercut.
A short left from Minion.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Minion.
Minion lands a hook that snaps the head of Heiluu backwards.
Heiluu tries to pull guard but Minion won't allow it.
Mega Minion has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cassit Heiluu.

Heiluu successfully pulls guard.
Minion has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Heiluu is proving hard to escape from.

Heiluu has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Minion can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Minion is looking to stand up but Heiluu won't let him.

Minion got a little sloppy there for a moment and Heiluu has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Minion has managed to get both his arms back between Heiluu's legs - danger averted.
Minion wants to stand but Heiluu has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Minion pushes down on Heiluu's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Heiluu manages to get to full guard.
Minion wants to control from the top but Heiluu keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Minion wanted to stand there but Heiluu had control of the position.
Minion is pushing down on Heiluu's leg trying to pass to half guard. Heiluu is fighting to maintain full guard but Minion has managed to sneak the leg through.
Minion wants to control but Heiluu is keeping him busy.
Heiluu tries to get to full guard but Minion has control of the leg.
Minion wants to get back to his feet.
Heiluu slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Minion looking to pass the guard.
Minion might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Minion wanted to stand there but Heiluu had control of the position.
Minion seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Heiluu has a closed guard, preventing Minion from standing up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heiluu is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Heiluu prevents Minion from improving his position.
Minion won't allow Heiluu to pass to mount.
Heiluu trying to advance position but Minion counters by regaining guard.
Heiluu looking to pass the guard.
Minion tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Minion is working hard here to advance position.
Minion is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Minion is on top in guard.

Minion stopping the sweep attempt from Heiluu.
Minion has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Heiluu had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Minion defends it easily.
Minion wants to stand but Heiluu is controlling his posture from full guard.
Minion trying to control the position from guard on top but Heiluu is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Heiluu has his foot on Minion's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Minion works his way back into a safe position though.
Minion has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Heiluu is proving hard to escape from.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Minion got a little sloppy there for a moment and Heiluu has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Minion has managed to get both his arms back between Heiluu's legs - danger averted.
Minion slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mega Minion dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Minion thuds his right hand into Heiluu's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Minion throws the left hand but Heiluu avoids the punch easily.
Minion is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Minion throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Heiluu's waist but Heiluu gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Minion off to one side.
Heiluu tries to work over Minion's front leg with a kick but Minion checks it.
Minion throws a head kick but Heiluu moves out of range.

Minion clinches up against the cage.
Heiluu jumps guard but Minion turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Heiluu jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Minion walks away with a smile on his face. Heiluu gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minion doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Heiluu counter with a right hand.
Heiluu takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Minion drives through and clinches with Heiluu against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Minion.
Heiluu tries to pull guard but Minion won't allow it.
Mega Minion has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cassit Heiluu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Minion has a couple of punches blocked by Heiluu.
Minion lands a right hand that snaps the head of Heiluu backwards.
Heiluu tries to pull guard but Minion won't allow it.
A short left from Minion.
Minion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heiluu backwards.
Minion is leaning against Heiluu and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Minion.

Heiluu is rocked!
Minion creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Heiluu with a big uppercut! Heiluu tries to clinch up but Minion pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Heiluu to the mat! Heiluu covers up and Minion unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Mega Minion!
Our winner, Mega Minion, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.