PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Damien OQuinn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nummer Sex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). OQuinn's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm A Dog I'm Sorry- Big Tymers. Nummer Sex has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

OQuinn
vs
Sex

184 cm
26
167 lbs
7 - 5 - 1

165 cm
20
166 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Damien OQuinn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Nummer Sex!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
OQuinn connects with a body shot.
Sex fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A leg kick checked by OQuinn.
OQuinn scores with a jab to the body.
Sex on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

OQuinn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sex, pushing him back against the cage.
OQuinn lands a nice elbow.
Sex working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sex.
OQuinn lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sex backwards.
Sex swings wildly with an uppercut but OQuinn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sex lands a left hand.
OQuinn softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice elbow from OQuinn.

It looks like Nummer Sex has been cut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from OQuinn.
Nice elbow from OQuinn.
Still in the clinch, OQuinn scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OQuinn is trying to stall.
OQuinn comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
OQuinn taking a breather.
Sex pushes OQuinn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sex takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sex tries to throw a body punch but OQuinn avoids it by throwing Sex back against the cage.

OQuinn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
OQuinn works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sex takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
OQuinn walks into a left hand.
Sex walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
OQuinn cracks Sex with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Damien OQuinn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
OQuinn ducks under a wild hook from Sex.

OQuinn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sex, pushing him back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
OQuinn blocks a body shot from Sex.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sex tried to land a shot to the body but connects with OQuinn's elbow.

OQuinn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
OQuinn stuns Sex with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
OQuinn connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sex. Sex circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nice sprawl there from OQuinn as Sex shoots in.
OQuinn closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice straight punches there by OQuinn. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of OQuinn.
Sex rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and OQuinn counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sex swings and misses with a hook to the body.
OQuinn ducks under a wild hook from Sex.
OQuinn lands with a hook. Sex tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
OQuinn scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sex doesn't seem bothered though.
We've been told by OQuinn's head coaches at Bonsai Club MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Sex misses with a hook
and OQuinn connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sex takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sex on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
OQuinn looks to score with a jab to the body but Sex is just out of range.
Jab, jab by OQuinn - just one landing.
Sex on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sex fakes high and swings low for a body shot but OQuinn manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for OQuinn.
Sex throws a lazy right hand but OQuinn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

OQuinn clinches up against the cage.
Sex throws a punch but it's blocked by OQuinn.
Sex misses with a hook from the clinch.
OQuinn keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sex's efforts to push away.
OQuinn lands an elbow just above Sex 's eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
OQuinn lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sex misses with a punch on the inside.
OQuinn is looking to control Sex's arms but Sex gets an underhook and turns him. Now OQuinn has his back to the cage.
Sex doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
OQuinn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sex is trying to drag OQuinn to the mat but OQuinn just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Damien OQuinn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nummer Sex.

OQuinn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Sex shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
OQuinn is trying to control the position from the bottom.
OQuinn wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sex lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Sex looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sex lands a couple of decent looking shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien OQuinn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nummer Sex's cut.
That's time! OQuinn's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Sex gets cracked with a nice right hand there by OQuinn.

OQuinn closes the distance and clinches.
OQuinn lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sex looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sex tries to throw a body punch but OQuinn avoids it by throwing Sex back against the cage.
Sex wants a takedown but no success here.
OQuinn lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Sex turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
OQuinn knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sex on the ground.
OQuinn tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Sex wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Sex working the body and head with strikes.

Sex has worked his way into a potential kimura here. OQuinn is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Sex yanks on the arm and OQuinn is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Sex.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nummer Sex!